• Some days you create beautiful things. Dishes and tales of such epic proportions that readers and eaters, lovers and fightersclerics and wizards alike are moved to tears. Other days you just throw stuff together and declare, Good enough for government work. Now eat your damn peas, Hrothgr! Today was that day. ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ #porkchops #quickdinner #dungeonmaster #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #fantasywriter #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #yummy #yum #noms #quarantinelife #vegasstrong #twistedgastronomy
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    Some days you create beautiful things. Dishes and tales of such epic proportions that readers and eaters, lovers and fightersclerics and wizards alike are moved to tears. Other days you just throw stuff together and declare, Good enough for government work. Now eat your damn peas, Hrothgr! Today was that day. ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ #porkchops #quickdinner #dungeonmaster #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #fantasywriter #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #yummy #yum #noms #quarantinelife #vegasstrong #twistedgastronomy
  • Being confined to this post has been testing me. I'm a mighty warrior. Known across the nine realms as the fiercest and most skilled fighter in any arena. I've bashed skulls in taverns on every plane and defeated evil wizards, serpent kings, and gelatinous cubes. It galls me to be without a good fight and strong ale. Our host has been made very aware of my need for at least a good mead. She delivered this cider to my quarters less than half an hour ago. A fine cider with the essence of succulent stone fruits. Not too sweet as most ciders tend to be. I'm most pleased! ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ #peachcider #cider #localbrews #vegasbrews #mojavebrewingcompany #beer #peaches #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #fantasywriter #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #yummy #yum #noms #quarantinelife #vegasstrong #twistedgastronomy
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    Being confined to this post has been testing me. I'm a mighty warrior. Known across the nine realms as the fiercest and most skilled fighter in any arena. I've bashed skulls in taverns on every plane and defeated evil wizards, serpent kings, and gelatinous cubes. It galls me to be without a good fight and strong ale. Our host has been made very aware of my need for at least a good mead. She delivered this cider to my quarters less than half an hour ago. A fine cider with the essence of succulent stone fruits. Not too sweet as most ciders tend to be. I'm most pleased! ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ #peachcider #cider #localbrews #vegasbrews #mojavebrewingcompany #beer #peaches #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #fantasywriter #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #yummy #yum #noms #quarantinelife #vegasstrong #twistedgastronomy
  • There was so much discussion (i.e. bickering) over what business the party would support for #smallbusinesssaturday that I ended up driving to two different sides of town for food. I wish I could get one of these guys to get a license, but the gnome is too short, the barbarian has massive road rage, and the druid apparently can't use anything metal or it will offend their deity or steal their power or something. At least, they gave me gold and bought my food at both @dirtdoglv And @makaipacificgrill. I'm so full now! If you're a Vegas/Henderson local, get out there, and support your local eateries. They have curbside pickup Tuesday through Thursday and walk-ins with social distancing on Fridays and Saturdays. Make every Saturday #smallbusinesssaturday to help keep your local businesses running! ~~~~ #chickenkatsu #teriyakichicken #hawaiianfood #elotedog #elote #friedoreos #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #fantasywriter #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #yummy #yum #noms #quarantinelife #vegasstrong #twistedgastronomy
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    There was so much discussion (i.e. bickering) over what business the party would support for #smallbusinesssaturday that I ended up driving to two different sides of town for food. I wish I could get one of these guys to get a license, but the gnome is too short, the barbarian has massive road rage, and the druid apparently can't use anything metal or it will offend their deity or steal their power or something. At least, they gave me gold and bought my food at both @dirtdoglv And @makaipacificgrill. I'm so full now! If you're a Vegas/Henderson local, get out there, and support your local eateries. They have curbside pickup Tuesday through Thursday and walk-ins with social distancing on Fridays and Saturdays. Make every Saturday #smallbusinesssaturday to help keep your local businesses running! ~~~~ #chickenkatsu #teriyakichicken #hawaiianfood #elotedog #elote #friedoreos #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #fantasywriter #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #yummy #yum #noms #quarantinelife #vegasstrong #twistedgastronomy
  • Ah wish that monk wid shut his geggy. Wee gnome cannae even mak' a freish recipe or something sweet wi'oot him making a muckle fairn aboot it. Juist shouting oot prayers a' day Oh mighty Talanniel Eraisuithiel! Give me strength to resist the delights being placed before me. I must train hard to regain my strength, dexterity, and constitution. Ah juist wantae gilravage thae cookies in peace. While they're aye hey and the chocolate is gooey. Now ah need some milk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #cookies #chocolatechipcookies #dessertfirst #dessert #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #dnd #fantasywriter #foodadventures #nerds #fandom #writersofinstagram #writerssupportingwriters #stuff #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #twistedgastronomy
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    Ah wish that monk wid shut his geggy. Wee gnome cannae even mak' a freish recipe or something sweet wi'oot him making a muckle fairn aboot it. Juist shouting oot prayers a' day Oh mighty Talanniel Eraisuithiel! Give me strength to resist the delights being placed before me. I must train hard to regain my strength, dexterity, and constitution. Ah juist wantae gilravage thae cookies in peace. While they're aye hey and the chocolate is gooey. Now ah need some milk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #cookies #chocolatechipcookies #dessertfirst #dessert #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #dnd #fantasywriter #foodadventures #nerds #fandom #writersofinstagram #writerssupportingwriters #stuff #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #twistedgastronomy
  • I’ve never understood tree huggers.The environment is scary and plants despise me so much that they’d rather die than allow me to water, talk to, or generally care about their well-being. Am I in the wrong here? No! Clearly, the plants are wrong. I’d just about given up on them until Vanelis showed up with his druidy ways just spitting mad, fat, nature-nurturing game. Just weaving plant magic left and right, dropping plant knowledge on the way. Did you know you’re supposed to rotate your potted plants? Because I didn’t! Now my plants are just shooting up. And there’s only a minimal chance of one of them turning against me and eating me… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #earth #earthday #crops #herbs #grow #garden #windowgarden #basil #earthday2020 #dndcharacter #hungrygnome #fantasywriter #foodadventures #nerds #fandom #writersofinstagram #writerssupportingwriters #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #twisted gastronomy
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    I’ve never understood tree huggers.The environment is scary and plants despise me so much that they’d rather die than allow me to water, talk to, or generally care about their well-being. Am I in the wrong here? No! Clearly, the plants are wrong. I’d just about given up on them until Vanelis showed up with his druidy ways just spitting mad, fat, nature-nurturing game. Just weaving plant magic left and right, dropping plant knowledge on the way. Did you know you’re supposed to rotate your potted plants? Because I didn’t! Now my plants are just shooting up. And there’s only a minimal chance of one of them turning against me and eating me… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #earth #earthday #crops #herbs #grow #garden #windowgarden #basil #earthday2020 #dndcharacter #hungrygnome #fantasywriter #foodadventures #nerds #fandom #writersofinstagram #writerssupportingwriters #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #twisted gastronomy
  • Being confined to this inn has caused me to become careless in maintaining my phiz. I've gotten quite a pudding house and my underpinnings have become as thick as the tree trunks of the Mwongi Expanse. Damn that gnome, Kaali Hillshire! I wouldn’t be here had she not “accidentally” summoned that gelatinous cube. Making her my caregiver was supposed to teach her humility. I have yet to see any of that. Each morning she enters my chambers in her damnably cheery way bearing trays of everything from succulent roasts to sweetmeats and ardent spirits to rival any tavern along the Golden Road. This morning it was this dish - Stakeneggs Benedict. I can feel my arse getting bigger with each bite. Curse that gnome!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #steak #eggs #eggsbenedict #everythingbagel #breakfast #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #dnd #fantasywriter #foodadventures #nerds #fandom #writersofinstagram #writerssupportingwriters #stuff #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #twistedgastronomy
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    Being confined to this inn has caused me to become careless in maintaining my phiz. I've gotten quite a pudding house and my underpinnings have become as thick as the tree trunks of the Mwongi Expanse. Damn that gnome, Kaali Hillshire! I wouldn’t be here had she not “accidentally” summoned that gelatinous cube. Making her my caregiver was supposed to teach her humility. I have yet to see any of that. Each morning she enters my chambers in her damnably cheery way bearing trays of everything from succulent roasts to sweetmeats and ardent spirits to rival any tavern along the Golden Road. This morning it was this dish - Stakeneggs Benedict. I can feel my arse getting bigger with each bite. Curse that gnome!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #steak #eggs #eggsbenedict #everythingbagel #breakfast #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #dnd #fantasywriter #foodadventures #nerds #fandom #writersofinstagram #writerssupportingwriters #stuff #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #twistedgastronomy
  • A ritual summoning is happening today. Julia calls it “Movie Night.” Everyone in the house gathers in the common room and calls forth images and sounds on the screen. Apparently, it’s some form of entertainment on this plane. It seems rather tame to me. I suggested holding an Uk Bruuk instead, but our host quickly changed her mind when she found out it was a bloody death match to honor our gods. She walked away muttering something about legality and cleaning up the mess. It appears I will need to be content with this shar-coot-er-ee platter instead. Meats and cheeses. Why can’t they call it meat and cheese platter? Humans are strange. #charcuterie #charcuterieboard #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #dnd #fantasywriter #foodadventures #nerdsofinstagram #nerdlife #fandom #writersofinstagram #writerssupportingwriters #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #twistedgastronomy
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    A ritual summoning is happening today. Julia calls it “Movie Night.” Everyone in the house gathers in the common room and calls forth images and sounds on the screen. Apparently, it’s some form of entertainment on this plane. It seems rather tame to me. I suggested holding an Uk Bruuk instead, but our host quickly changed her mind when she found out it was a bloody death match to honor our gods. She walked away muttering something about legality and cleaning up the mess. It appears I will need to be content with this shar-coot-er-ee platter instead. Meats and cheeses. Why can’t they call it meat and cheese platter? Humans are strange. #charcuterie #charcuterieboard #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #dnd #fantasywriter #foodadventures #nerdsofinstagram #nerdlife #fandom #writersofinstagram #writerssupportingwriters #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #twistedgastronomy
  • With the party bouncing between planes to track down the demon lord, Isgian, they keep bouncing back into my kitchen for food. I'm starting to think they're freeloading, but I digress. This week they figured out that I got #muffins and #pastries from @flemmingbakes . They're pretty much gone now. I'm positive I saw the rogue put the rest into his satchel. If you're a Vegas/Henderson local, get over there, and support your local eateries. They have curbside pickup Tuesday through Thursday and walk-ins with social distancing on Fridays and Saturdays. Make every Saturday #smallbusinesssaturday to help keep your local businesses running! ~~~~ #blueberrymuffins #chocolatemuffin #banananutmuffin #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #yummy #yum #nomnom #noms #quarantinelife #vegasstrong #henderson #twistedgastronomy
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    With the party bouncing between planes to track down the demon lord, Isgian, they keep bouncing back into my kitchen for food. I'm starting to think they're freeloading, but I digress. This week they figured out that I got #muffins and #pastries from @flemmingbakes . They're pretty much gone now. I'm positive I saw the rogue put the rest into his satchel. If you're a Vegas/Henderson local, get over there, and support your local eateries. They have curbside pickup Tuesday through Thursday and walk-ins with social distancing on Fridays and Saturdays. Make every Saturday #smallbusinesssaturday to help keep your local businesses running! ~~~~ #blueberrymuffins #chocolatemuffin #banananutmuffin #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #yummy #yum #nomnom #noms #quarantinelife #vegasstrong #henderson #twistedgastronomy
  • No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. In all my travels across the Impossible Lands, not a single tavern along the Golden Road ever dared to wrap their food in grains. Now that I’ve tried this delightful food called Sushi, it’s become a downright travesty in my mind. After tasting morsels of tuna rolled in sweet, sticky rice, I’d say the purpose of this fish has been to make this gnome’s belly very, very happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #sushi #tuna #ahituna #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #dnd #fantasywriter #foodadventures #nerds #fandom #writersofinstagram #writerssupportingwriters #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #twistedgastronomy
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    No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. In all my travels across the Impossible Lands, not a single tavern along the Golden Road ever dared to wrap their food in grains. Now that I’ve tried this delightful food called Sushi, it’s become a downright travesty in my mind. After tasting morsels of tuna rolled in sweet, sticky rice, I’d say the purpose of this fish has been to make this gnome’s belly very, very happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #sushi #tuna #ahituna #hungrygnome #dndcharacter #dnd #fantasywriter #foodadventures #nerds #fandom #writersofinstagram #writerssupportingwriters #food #foodie #foodblogger #foodies #foodporn #foodieblogger #foodiesofinstagram #foodgasm #foodgraphy #foodgram #foodiegram #twistedgastronomy
  • Day 14 of #fortnightofquarantinecouture : How I Thought I'd Look During the Apocalypse vs How I Actually Look My #shelterinplace plan pretty much matches Shaun of the Dead. On that note, would anybody like a peanut? Ed: Right. What's the plan? Shaun: Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - Sorry. - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? ~~~~~~~ #millenniumawesome #nerdsofinstagram #subtlenerd #nerdfashion #fashionnerd #geekfashion #geeklifestyle #geek #fandomfashion #wearyourfandom #nerdgirl #nerd #zombieapocalypse #apocalypse #shaunofthedead
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    Day 14 of #fortnightofquarantinecouture : How I Thought I'd Look During the Apocalypse vs How I Actually Look My #shelterinplace plan pretty much matches Shaun of the Dead. On that note, would anybody like a peanut? Ed: Right. What's the plan? Shaun: Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - Sorry. - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? ~~~~~~~ #millenniumawesome #nerdsofinstagram #subtlenerd #nerdfashion #fashionnerd #geekfashion #geeklifestyle #geek #fandomfashion #wearyourfandom #nerdgirl #nerd #zombieapocalypse #apocalypse #shaunofthedead