Showbiz is so glam. Here’s me sitting backstage in a demountable waiting to do a show in Perth. As far as dressing rooms go this isn’t too bad. Once I had to stand behind a piece of black curtain for 45 minutes while the audience loaded. Heard a man say to his wife “why did you drag me to this shit?”. Real confidence booster. I also once shared a dressing room with a circus troupe who thought I was staff and asked me to go get them a coffee. Sadly I did. Also I’m not sure what the white flecks all over the mirror in this photo are. Really hope it’s just paint...
I supported the start of my comedy career by working part time at McCafe. Nobody frapped those frappes quite like me. Therefore I was thrilled with my Throwback Collection jacket I just received from Ronald himself. He certainly knows his way around a Janome overlocker. You can win one yourself next Thursday on the most exciting day of the year - it's Global McDelivery Day! Praise be! Basically you can grab yourself some Maccy D's whenever and wherever you like thanks to McDelivery via UberEats. And who knows... it might even be me delivering it to your house! It won't be! But wouldn't that be fun and creepy! Also Maccas have spicy nuggets and shaker fries back on the menu. Seriously. Best news ever. @mcdonaldsau @ubereats_aus #McDelivery #ubereatsau #sp
Well this is exciting.
I’m here, I’m wearing Valentino and, @tomford and @jacklondon_official and I was dressed by @annestringerstylist. Meanwhile my date @rovemcmanus is not paying attention to the correct camera. Oh and I’ve had 4 champagnes. Time for the Logies!!
Hey Sydney! Myself & @nazeemhussain are doing a show together the next two nights! Wednesday and Thursday at the Sydney Comedy Store. This double is a bigot’s wet dream! We will be doing some of our “best of” material in preparation for an exciting TV project! You can get tickets from the Comedy Store website. Oh and tickets are only 25 bucks - you serious bro?! Tag your Sydney mates below and come along. We’ll be there (but on stage separately)!
Oh my gosh. This is quite possibly my favorite photo of all time. Surrounded by two of the most special people I know ❤️ @myfwarhurst @chrissieswan
Oh my gosh I am so excited to play Cupid for you, Australia. I am willing to do whatever it takes to hook up a bunch of you. So throw back a tic tac, pop on some fresh jocks and let’s get this show on the road. If you want to come see the action (in every sense of the word) first hand - here are the details to be part of our studio audience! And for everyone else - see you on @channel7’s TAKE ME OUT @takemeoutau later this year!
The only place to be watching the Royal Wedding tonight is on SBS at 7:30pm. Hosted by myself, @myfwarhurst and the legendary Ray Martin. We’ll be joined by a bunch of amazing guests including @adamhillscomedy and we will have every second of action. And if you have tickets to see me live in Sydney tonight... I will be there! The wedding has requested for no comedians or satirists during the official proceedings (ouch, Liz). So I’ll zip across to the theatre and leave it in Myf and Ray’s far-more-capable hands. But don’t worry - I’ll be present to give you all my thoughts on Beatrice and Eugenie’s hats!
Heading home after a busy 2 weeks in London and Portugal. London turned on some gorgeous 6 degree days for a fun bunch of sold out shows at the Soho Theatre. And Portugal was such an incredible Eurovision working alongside the beautiful @myfwarhurst. Eurovision once again managed to out-camp itself and I don’t think there’s any wine left in Lisbon. I drank it all. Got to spend most of the trip with this guy @jackstrattonsmith and although he spilt a glass of water across my computer and it blew up... I can still tolerate him. In fact I’m so nice I decided to stand back in this shot to make him look hotter. Pumped to head back to Australia - you can catch me hosting the Royal Wedding on Saturday for SBS, Have You Been Paying Attention on Monday on Ten and live on stage in Sydney on Friday and Saturday night. Some tickets still available from link in bio. Do not worry - I shall be at all my scheduled appearances. I borrowed Hermione’s time turner!