As you are all well aware I am an in-demand, haute couture fashion model. I know you only follow me for my thirst-trap photos, I get it. That's why @skagendenmark have begged and pleaded with me to stay onboard as their official ambassador and tasty treat. Ok, look, that's not officially what they said in the email, I'm using a tiny bit of artistic license there. Basically they sent me some lovely watches and I was pretty thrilled because I genuinely was going to buy one... and then I slowly brow-beat them into making me their official #SkagenStyleStud (we think it's going to take off). So here's a photo of me, my shower cap and my watch... taken in the bathtub COMPLETELY UNAWARE A PHOTO WAS ABOUT TO BE TAKEN. HOW RUDE! #Skagenplay #Skagenincolour
You guys know how sporty I am, right? So sporty in fact that I genuinely used to be a ballkid at the Hopman Cup in Perth! (No seriously, I was). So I'm no stranger to a legionnaires cap. I once got to ballkid for Kim Clijsters (my idol) and I told her that I thought she was too good for Lleyton Hewitt! I was 12 and I think in my mind I thought she would dump him for me... Look, I was working through a lot of stuff at the time. Also, as ball kids you aren't exactly meant to strike up conversation let alone offer relationship advice to the players. Nevertheless I did and guess what... they broke up a few months later and are both now happily married to other people! Not saying it was all to do with me buuuutttt.... anywho, I'm SUPER excited for the Australian Open and even more excited that @Uber_Australia and @KiaAustralia will be offering free rides to and from the tennis. Because you know what goes well with the tennis and the sun? A drink. Or sunscreen. But a drink goes better I think. Either way, get onboard a bit of free stuff you guys! And enjoy my sexy outfit! #kiafanfleet #uberau
It’s become Christmas tradition in the Creasey household to volunteer at the @mission_aust lunch in Perth. They provide Chrissie lunch to 1400 people who may not have anywhere else to go. It’s the biggest Christmas lunch of this type in Australia so that makes me a proud Perth boy indeed. The legends at Mission Australia do such a great job. It truly is the best fun and you get to meet the most awesome, interesting, fabulous people from all over the world. If you ever get the chance to volunteer at one of their events you totally should. Plus we are already home with plenty of time to drink, eat and have petty arguments. Merry Christmas! 🎅🏻🎄
I still haven’t done my Christmas shopping (not kidding either. I’m heading to the shops now... may the force be with me)! Unfortunately I cannot gift my own family tickets to my stand up show. Trust me, I’ve tried in the past and it didn’t work. But luckily you can! If you are still struggling for gift ideas for someone you love or even someone you cannot stand (I’m not fussy) I’ve made these handy gift certificates. Simply head to my Facebook page (it’s called Joel Creasey... very cryptic I know) click on the image and print it out! You will also need actual tickets which you can find in the link on my insta bio. But voila! No need to head to the shops like I’m about to do...
Don’t let this first photo fool you! Swipe across to see the most unwell man in the world at the happiest place on earth. We have truly never been more hungover in our lives than we were today. Someone (me) thought it would be a great, very mature idea to have eleventy billion tequila shots last night before spending a whole day at Disneyland. We missed our first few alarms and our car there. We eventually poured ourselves into a cab and got to the park where it was bucketing down with rain and people laughing and having a good time. Someone (me) then thought a chicken, waffle and maple syrup sandwich would cure us. Luckily for me my body decided it no longer wanted it 20 minutes later on the Pirates of the Carribean ride but being the seasoned good times gal that I am I decided to cover the noise by pretending I was saying “Arrr!” like a pirate. Meanwhile Jack has sprained his ankle (unexplained) and cannot walk. Heading home to the fam for Christmas tomorrow. Can you please run us a bath @jenny_creasey? We need a cuddle.
When one volcanic bitch meets another.... Was so excited to take the bullet train to check out beautiful Mt Fuji. Also a few have asked how my chopstick skills are going (see story of dangerous gyoza incident 2 posts ago) - they are still a bit shaky but it seems I’m much better when I’m drunk. Or when the food is deep fried and I can stab it when nobody is looking. Also I clearly need a new pose for holiday photos as hands-in-pockets seems to be my old faithful. Working hard on the “hands on hips emaciated Real Housewives” pose or “looking back over the shoulder oh my gosh I didn’t see you there but I’m going to give you a sexy but fun little wink” stance. Will post when I’ve finally nailed.
One giant ho in the middle of Tokyo! Obviously with this outfit I’m channeling that one day at school when the drama teacher has to take the P.E. class and has no idea what they’re doing. Or as @jackstrattonsmith said “you look like Jane Lynch in Glee”. OH GOOD! By the way this is the busiest crossing in the world it turns out. Found that out the hard way when the old lady behind me knocked me down seconds after this photo was taken.
Oh my gosh I am in Tokyo for the first time EVER and loving it so much! However I’ve quickly learnt that I have even poorer chopstick skills than I thought. At the last restaurant I accidentally sent a soy-sauce drenched gyoza flying across the room. And while I was terribly embarrassed that it landed in the ladies ramen on the table next to me, I must admit it was still the closest thing to “sporty” I’ve ever gotten and was quite impressed. Anywho here I am living my Empress fantasy in the middle of the Imperial Gardens. So thrilled to have teamed my jumper perfectly with the foliage.
Just having a quiet, intimate date night out at the 2019 AACTA Awards. I’m really excited because I just got to touch the prawn head (not a euphemism) from Masked Singer and honestly my life has officially peaked. Then Manu tried to flambé it. If you happen to be watching I’m presenting the Best Reality TV award and will be discussing my favorite Australian reality TV moments. Rest assured Sara-Marie, Merlin and Sarah Murdoch are all getting shout outs. @thestarsydney #TheStarSydney #ThisSummerLive