The only place to be watching the Royal Wedding tonight is on SBS at 7:30pm. Hosted by myself, @myfwarhurst and the legendary Ray Martin. We’ll be joined by a bunch of amazing guests including @adamhillscomedy and we will have every second of action. And if you have tickets to see me live in Sydney tonight... I will be there! The wedding has requested for no comedians or satirists during the official proceedings (ouch, Liz). So I’ll zip across to the theatre and leave it in Myf and Ray’s far-more-capable hands. But don’t worry - I’ll be present to give you all my thoughts on Beatrice and Eugenie’s hats!
Heading home after a busy 2 weeks in London and Portugal. London turned on some gorgeous 6 degree days for a fun bunch of sold out shows at the Soho Theatre. And Portugal was such an incredible Eurovision working alongside the beautiful @myfwarhurst. Eurovision once again managed to out-camp itself and I don’t think there’s any wine left in Lisbon. I drank it all. Got to spend most of the trip with this guy @jackstrattonsmith and although he spilt a glass of water across my computer and it blew up... I can still tolerate him. In fact I’m so nice I decided to stand back in this shot to make him look hotter. Pumped to head back to Australia - you can catch me hosting the Royal Wedding on Saturday for SBS, Have You Been Paying Attention on Monday on Ten and live on stage in Sydney on Friday and Saturday night. Some tickets still available from link in bio. Do not worry - I shall be at all my scheduled appearances. I borrowed Hermione’s time turner!
Hello Sydney! I am very excited to be bringing my new stand up show to you this Friday and Saturday. Almost as excited as that time I climbed the Harbour Bridge with my good friend Oprah! I’m on at 9:30pm at the Enmore Theatre and will be heading to you straight from Eurovision with masses of behind the scenes scandal to fill you in on. Saturday is pretty much sold out and Friday is headed that way. So get your mates together (tag them in the comments below), grab some tickets and pop on some pants (although that’s completely optional) and I’ll see you there! You can grab tickets from the link in my bio, or my website... or even the words ‘Joel’ ‘Creasey ‘Sydney’ in Google will do the trick. Can’t wait to see you all! (And for those concerned yes I will be still hosting the Royal Wedding on SBS on Saturday also - do not fret. I shall be at all my gigs. Promise).
Well, I can die happy. If I were to look in to the Mirror of Erised - this tweet would have appeared.
It’s the Eurovision Grand Final! Happy Eurovision from the palest moles in Portugal @myfwarhurst and I. We are parked in our commentary booth with snacks aplenty and ready to cheer on @jessicamauboy1! You can catch our coverage of Eurovision live at 5am or in delay with extra special backstage interviews and extras at 7:30pm on @sbs_australia. Portugal, you’ve been a complete and utter babe! 🇵🇹🇦🇺
Good morning, Australia! Greetings from the Australian commentary box. If you weren’t one of those that got up at 5am to catch Semi Final 1 of Eurovision - you are forgiven. But it is absolutely brilliant. You can catch our full broadcast plus backstage interviews tonight at 7:30pm on @sbs_australia. It’s 2am in Portugal so I’m tucking myself in to bed. Can’t wait to hear your favorites! x
Olá from Portugal! Team Australia have arrived and We Got Love, baby! Here is @myfwarhurst and I at the Eurovision opening ceremony with queen @jessicamauboy1 who is slaying them over here. Wait till you see her rock the stage in semi final 2 - Europe won’t know what hit them! And you can catch Myfanwy and I commentating the whole competition on SBS. It’s Eurovision week y’all!! 🇵🇹🇦🇺
I had the best week in London! We went to shows, drank, ate, drank, saw friends, drank... I didn’t want to leave. Drank. I had such a good time I forgot to take a photo so this is me in Covent Garden leaving for the airport. Loving the lady in the loose fit cotton trousers giving me an ass photo bomb. Anywho I’m now smashing my first of many Portuguese custard tarts in Portugal before my first day at Eurovision. Bring it on.
I wasn’t sure which photo to use to tell you about this. It isn’t the best quality but it was a very special moment. Last year I recorded my stand up special FAME WHORE at the Sydney Opera House. It was an honor to get to do it and something I dreamed about as an impeccably groomed, limp-wristed boy growing up in Perth. My parents have always been outrageously supportive of my chosen career path and, at times, rather questionable live choices. My beautiful mum @jenny_creasey came across to watch me tape the special and also drink my rider dry (honestly I came off stage and she had polished it off). We are pretty extra so we decided to arrive to the gig via water taxi. Anywho FAME WHORE airs tonight at 8:30pm on TEN and it would mean the world to me if you tuned in and even better, if you enjoy it... spread the word. The show is a “best of” of my stand up from the past few years. You can also catch me beforehand on SHOW ME THE MOVIE at 7:30pm on TEN. Basically if you’re one of those people who has made it your life mission to hate me... tonight is going to be rough for you. Suck it.