I love doing TV... but live stand up is where I started out and is what I truly love doing. Plus, you can say a LOT more live (trust me, I’ve got a literal army of lawyers). Anyone that has seen one of my shows before will know that I name names, take no prisoners, spill the T and then mop the stage with it hunnyyy. If you want to come see me live then tag your mates (or anyone you know that likes my LOLs) in the comments below and grab some tickets from the link in my bio. A lot of my shows are close to sold so you’ll want to get in quick. I know everyone says this crap but actually though, you’ll want to hustle on this. I’ve currently got shows on sale in Melbourne, Adelaide, Canberra, Hobart, Sydney, Perth, Gold Coast, Brisbane and London. Wollongong, Darwin, Newcastle, LA and New York on sale shortly. My claws are sharpened, my targets are locked... and I can’t wait to see you live!
Do you know anyone who is a worse driver than me? Because I seriously doubt it. I hope you’re enjoying my Netflix special! I am reading each and every one of your messages and am genuinely thrilled. Thank you! A small handful of people have said “it’s not on my Netflix”. No shade girl, but it is. The show is called ‘Comedians of the World’ on Netflix. Once you click on that, click on the drop down menu of countries and you will find me under the Australian link because I am, y’know, Australian... And if you enjoy the special then please come see me live! I can really let you in on some juicy secrets and stories when there isn’t a camera trained on me. There is T to be spilled hunny. Ticket link in bio! A lot of shows almost sold out.
It’s become tradition to ring it in the New Year with @myfwarhurst. I grew up watching and idolizing this lady on TV. Still pinching myself that I now get to host a bunch of shows beside this goddess. Happy New Year! I’ll see you on Netflix TOMORROW! Gosh I hope you like it. x
AAAAGH! So bloody excited about this... I have my very own stand up special launching on Netflix! January 1st! And it’s available worldwide! What better way to spend your hung over New Year’s day than with my nasal voice and limp wrist. I go great with a pizza, bottle of Fanta and waves of big-night-out regret. And if you plan on seeing me live tickets are selling fast. Ticket link in my bio. Oh and search on Netflix for #comediansoftheworld to find me ☺️ @netflixisajoke
Best Christmas ever! We spent lunch today volunteering with @mission_aust. They do such a bloody fabulous job running Christmas lunch for 1200 people in Perth. If you ever have the opportunity to volunteer at or attend one of their events, I can’t begin to tell you what an awesome time you’ll have. Spoke to so many legends today & heard a lot of really touching stories. Anywho! This post is uncharacteristically sincere (who am I?!) so I’ll stop now. Merry Christmas! 🎄🎄🎄
If you are stuck for gift ideas, have left it to the last minute and would rather shove a fork in your eye than go up the shops on Christmas Eve... buy someone tickets to my brand new stand up tour DRINK. SLAY. REPEAT. Print them out, whack them in a card and you’re done! I’ll be touring all over Australia and London (all dates and tickets on the link in my bio). This gift is particularly good for fans of me, fans of sassy comedy or just that miserable fuck in your life that desperately need a laugh. Also shout out to my co host for this video, Bella. She was paid the industry rate of 10 minutes of kisses and tummy scratches after we taped this.
Our mate @kminall booked out an entire school camp for his 30th. @alexgiven and I have come as the P.E. department. My thighs are also available for photographers and videographers to do their white balance off of.
Hello Perth! Surprise! Because it's the festive season and we are a couple of massive ho ho ho's (bet nobody has ever used that gag before), @janellekoenig and I have decided to throw a little Christmas show in our hometown to try some new material, dust off some old material and tell you a couple of filthy, festive stories. Tickets are only $22 including all booking fees and are super limited... when I say book now I mean, like, do it right now as it's only a small venue. Tag your Perth mates and come along! Also it's on Sunday December 23rd at 6pm... what better time to escape the fun and torture of being home with your family over the holiday season?! (we're doing the exact same thing... hence the show). Tickets from @comedyloungewa
On a big night out at Poof Doof this lady I’d never met in my life approached me (somewhere around 4am) and asked for a photo and unashamedly told me she thought I was funny. She immediately had my full attention, naturally, and we have been besties ever since. Happy Birthday Marita, you gorgeous, hilarious human. ❤️