What a complete and utter treat to pose beside these legends in the paper today. Particularly thrilled to be providing shoulder support for Judith Lucy who I’ve been totally in love with since I was about 12. I know it’s probably very hard to tell the difference between @mrstommylittle and I but I’m down the bottom in the middle. We all have shows opening at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival this week. Ticket link in my bio. Obvi come see me first and then see the rest of these babes. Photo by @nicolocity Styled by @racheldennisstylist
2 years ❤️
Gorgeous people of the Gold Coast! I’m whoring my stand up wares your way tomorrow evening! You bought all my tickets so we’ve moved me up to a much larger theatre (if you’ve already got tickets do not fret: same place, same time). The new tickets are almost gone too (no biggie 💅🏻) so if you want to come play... follow the link in my bio. Can’t wait to make you laugh!
Happy Birthday to this utter delight! I remember voting for @emrusciano when she was on Australian Idol and cried when she was eliminated and tried to take the next day off school in protest. I then idolized her when we were working for rival radio stations in Perth. When she moved to Melbourne I was pinching myself that we then became best friends. Flash forward a few years later to me being dumped by my first boyfriend and crying on the floor of my apartment. Within minutes Em was at my door, scooping me off the floor and taking me around to hers to cook me pasta and counsel me through it. You’d be hard pressed to find a more fiercely loyal friend. We have gotten up to no good over the years which will remain in the vault between us (and a couple of others). I love you @emrusciano and your party yesterday was divine - I cannot wait for many more brilliant parties to come!
We’re at the Grand Prix and have no idea what’s going on! I literally arrived and said “ew what’s that noise?” and then somebody kindly pointed out the cars to me. I’ve had 2 champagnes and waved at Daniel Ricciardo thinking we went to school together. Then someone told me he races cars and I said “oh that’s good, he was really into science when I knew him”. I’ve now realized we never went to school together and that he is super important. Gosh I’m so much fun!
So naturally I would love your vote for the Logie. I really just want a nomination for 2 reasons - to either win and give the greatest acceptance speech of all time. Or to lose and publicly snap on national TV, smash some wine glasses and storm out. Think Faith Hill at the Country Music Awards. I’m currently the only openly gay, prime time host on commercial TV and I think it’s time for the Logies to get a bit of camp flair beyond me flirting with Scotty Cam at the after party. I also would like your vote because I happen to be in a lovely yet tricky position where I work across multiple networks so it makes campaigning a little awkward/ humble brag-y. Anywho I’m posting the official voting tile from my friends at SBS but here are the categories you can vote for me in: Gold Logie, Best Presenter, Most Popular Reality Program (Take Me Out), Most Comedy Program (Show Me The Movie) and Most Popular Entertainment Program (Eurovision). Just whack the words “Logies 2019” in Google and you’ll be on your way! x
You guys have got me working hard hunnyyy! I am adding shows like crazy to my 2019 stand up tour! I open in Adelaide next week and my original six shows in Adelaide have sold out so we’ve added an extra TWO! If you want tickets to those I suggest you book as soon as humanly possible. And then for the rest of Australia, loads of these shows have sold out so go have a look depending on where you are. I also forgot to say in this video I’m playing London too. Anywho - you know the drill. Tag peeps in the comments below, grab your tickets and come play. I OPEN NEXT TUESDAY AND OH MY FUCKING GOD I HOPE YOU LAUGH! Ticket link in my bio.
We are at the Melbourne premiere of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child right now! We are feeling totally smug and incredibly magical right now! Can’t wait to get off my tits on Butterbeer later and pash Hagrid! Wearing @calibreaustralia #keepthesecrets