My beautiful grandma (Nan to us), Muriel, passed away last weekend and we just had the funeral. She loved a laugh and loved a wine. So we tried our best to crack a few gags at the service and now we are going to give it our best and crack a few bottles of champers at lunch. The offer of a glass of water to my nan was always met with the same response “yuck, terrible stuff”. So I’ll be sure to refuse any water at lunch today and stick to wine. This photo was taken only a few weeks ago when I went to visit her after I’d been performing at Telethon in Perth. I had a killer hangover and nan said “well I should hope so”. We also share a birthday (August 11th if you are thinking of buying me something) so I shall do my very best to celebrate for 2 from now on. ❤️❤️❤️
Gosh I had a blast last night at one of my favorite parties of the year the @gqaustralia #MOTY. So many beautiful men and women posting photos of themselves slaying the red carpet so I thought I would post a photo in my domain - me on stage making jokes and serving FACE. I was wearing a sweet little number by @jacklondon_official and my hair and makeup was done by the divine @lillym_makeupartist. A highlight of the night was being told I’m very funny by @emrata. A lowlight was falling over face first into a plate of sashimi in front of some hot actor. Didn’t know what to do so I picked myself and my dignity up, peeled a few pieces of raw tuna off my face, placed my hands on my hips and said “haha oh gosh what am I like?!”. He responded completely straight faced “I don’t know you” and walked off. I was offended until I spotted his Tarocash suit and white pleather slip-ons as he disappeared around the corner and immediately felt much better.
You say “extra”, I say “I am never going to any event via car ever again”. That includes grocery shopping, the gym and the football. One of these is a trick answer. (I’ve never been grocery shopping). Derby Day ready thanks to @calibreaustralia @uber_australia & @bradda. Can’t wait to drink 15 champagnes, pash Lydia Schiavello, get in a punch up with a jockey and spew in Rachel Griffith’s fascinator. Bring it on. #uberchopper 🐎🐎
I won’t leave this post up for long because it looks ugly AF but just a little note for any followers in Adelaide. Also I’m signing off all messages now with the snake emoji because Taylor Swift has inspired me to become Australia’s snake queen 🐍
Hello Channel Ten Upfronts! I’ve had three champagnes, sitting front row and I’m within arms reach of Angela Bishop, Matt Preston, Ranger Stacey and a Shark (as in from the tank). It’s basically the Oscars.
I very rarely write anything with sincerity. Or talk with sincerity. Or even eat with sincerity (which is weird). But it truly was an honor and a thrill to be a part of @gqaustralia’s 20th anniversary celebration alongside some of the best blokes (did I use that word correct?) I know. Naturally they sat me next to @jordanandzac so I could give them a few pointers. Can’t wait to lead ALL these guys astray at GQ #MOTY next month. Hoping I hold on to my GQ Supermodel of the world crown!! Feeling confident.
Being a good TV show host is all about treating your guests with compassion and kindness. So here I am doing none of those things. Please take this as my next Gold Logie/ Australian of the Year application video. #TakeMeOutAU is back tonight at 730 on 7.
Oh the things you do for Telethon! @sophiedillman and I are about to raise 500k for charity. I thought these were Celine Dion costumes but apparently it’s Elvis?!
This is the most important video I’ve ever shared. Please take 12 seconds to watch this high brow TV moment. I would like to use this as my Gold Logie, Emmy, Oscar and Pulitzer Prize submission. Oh and @takemeoutau is back tonight with a BRAND NEW episode. 7:30pm on @channel7