I am touring Australia in 2018 motherfuckers! And I have some serious scandal to fill you in on. From having a complete diva meltdown in Kyiv, Ukraine at Eurovision, presiding over hosting duties at Mardi Gras, playing a slut on Neighbours (seriously), whoring my way across Australia on a national book tour and getting incredibly drunk at the ARIAs... I am ready to let rip. As my rule always stands: if you're in my audience... you're safe. Anyone outside the room... you might just be a target! Melbourne, Sydney, Perth, Brisbane, Adelaide and Canberra all on sale now! Click on the link in my bio to get up close and personal (my skin won’t look this good in person FYI).
We’ve travelled deep in to the vineyards of Victoria to see KC & the Sunshine Band. We’re just your everyday 20 year olds!
There are many queens in this world: there's me, Elton John, Gina Liano... and the actual queen. So far the actual queen is the only one who has had a TV show made about her younger life. Although I have pictured mine, it mostly just involves me riding my laser scooter, crying when Sara-Marie was evicted from Big Brother and breaking up with girls as soon as they tried to move things past first base. So I'm very excited for the new season of the actual Queen's show to start @TheCrownNetflix. I actually got a sneak preview with my mum @jenny_creasey & over the coming few weeks you can check out my Facebook page and watch us drink too much wine and commentate along as part of the #NetflixWithNan series or in my case #NetflixWithMum. (My actual nan couldn't be trusted re anything remotely politically correct/ we are unsure if she is actually still alive).
I have a pulse so am therefore obviously obsessed with the Real Housewives of Melbourne. Season 4 starts this Wednesday and I convinced @Telstra to let me watch it in a fancy hotel with cocktails and make them film ME watching it. Live. (Ok, well my manager did the negotiating). BUT THE POINT IS you can head here Tel.st/TRHWOM (whack that in your browser) on Wednesday night and watch me watch them. Are you following? Anyway. Here is a photo of me with Lydia and Gina where they clearly don't realise I'm gay and are trying desperately to crack on to me. #FollowWatch
It’s been almost 3 years since I took a framed photo of Harry Styles as my “luxury item” in to the jungle. Tomorrow we shall finally meet in person as I preside over hosting duties at the #ARIAS. You owe me, @harrystyles. I cannot begin to tell you how NOT handy you came in when I was starving and going insane in the African jungle.
I am literally Melbourne. Look at me! If Melbourne were a person it would look like this, be called something like Atticus or Brüno, smell like organic produce, be super into natural healing and love a niche charity for a disease you’ve never even heard of/ not quite sure actually exists. And I can’t wait to bring ALL my Melbourne vibes to Sydney tomorrow night to be part of #MelbourneAfterDark. It’s an all night party (because we Victorians don’t do those silly lock outs) starting at 5pm tomorrow night (Saturday) to 8am on Sunday morning. We are literally transforming the Kings Cross Hotel - there’ll be pop up restaurants from Melbourne’s best food joints, heaps of great music and I’ll be on stage at 9pm. Just head to visitmelbourne.com/melbourneafterdark to register for FREE and I shall see you there. We can share a craft beer and talk about our gluten allergies (totes Melbs). @visitmelbourne #MelbourneTwist
Thanks to @myer for a wonderful day at the Melbourne Cup. And thank you to the gorgeous peeps at @calibreaustralia and @bradda for putting these damn fines threads on us. We were obviously the best dressed people there as voted by 2 people (us). I'm not sure why I look minuscule next to @jackstrattonsmith but it's probably because I am. Also - I was loving myself sick being photographed when I arrived and then bloody Lleyton and Bec arrived and I was suddenly posing alone against a wall wondering where everyone went. Fun!
Can we please acknowledge one of the greatest photos I have ever been part of? This is me dressed as Australian of the Year, Ita Buttrose... sitting NEXT TO Australian of the Year Ita Buttrose who is dressed as Australian TV legend Denise 'Ding Dong' Drysdale whilst presenting a live national TV show. Sorry twinks in your slutty police man uniforms but this takes the fucking cake. Happy Halloween! Also I'm terrified for my life and really hope Ita is still talking to me.
People are going absolutely nuts for my book including Oprah and Gayle! They're obsessed with me! If you want me to sign you a copy IN PERSON I'll be at the Bookshop in Darlinghurst, Sydney at 5:30pm TODAY! If you're in Adelaide I'll be at Dillon's Bookshop at midday this Thursday and if you're in Perth... next Wednesday at 6pm at Boffin's Bookshop in the city or next Thursday at 4pm at Garden City. Melbourne dates to follow. Please spread the word so it's not just me and a sharpie sitting awkwardly in a bookshop. Cannot bloody wait to meet you all. I promise I smell really nice! And if you can't make a book signing you can grab my book from anywhere in the country right now! There's pictures!