I love this photo with my Eurovision commentary buddy, fellow junk food enthusiast and dear friend @myfwarhurst. This was at dinner last week before I took her out, plied her with wine and then left her talking to a drag queen for an hour. I was very busy talking to a bartender called Claire who told me a story about she and her boyfriend breaking up. I offered some (slurred) advice and said “just listen and your heart will lead you home” and then stumbled off to the bathroom. I’d never met Claire before nor have I seen her again. And the next day as I was having flashbacks to all the moments I embarrassed myself the night before I realized that the “advice” I had given her were actually just the lyrics to @caseydonovan88’s Australian Idol winners single. Not sure what the point of this story is. But just know that if you ever see me at a bar and ask my advice I will probably just quote a song lyric to you. And I’ll definitely be drunk.
It’s Tuesday which means this week I’ve already had an irrational response to a completely normal situation at least six times. But far more importantly... it’s Take Me Out night @takemeoutau! Oh my gosh so much happens. Mallory finds love, some of our naughtiest ladies join the squad and I look utterly delicious the whole time. And just EFF WHY EYE - we are happy to your new guilty pleasure. So kick back, order something deep fried and covered with cheese, pour yourself a wine(s) and enjoy. And then text a booty call after - why not! Tuesday’s done right! You’re welcome x
In my career I’ve been reviewed by The New York Times, The London Evening Standard and every major Australian publication. But I mean, let’s be real - no honor has ever been so great as being reviewed by the Goggleboxers! Thanks for enjoying our extremely highbrow dating show, team! We are back tomorrow night for Take Me Out Tuesday! 7:30pm on @channel7. (I’ve been trying to get “7 Flirty” to take off but the marketing department aren’t going for it). And you can catch up on all the old eps on 7Plus now. #TakeMeOutAU
I’ve locked Larry Emdur in the boot of my car and I’m hosting @morningshowon7 with @kyliegillies. Right now!
I’m not normally one for Throwback Thursday because it normally just highlights my questionable fashion choices and how much I drink. I can’t even remember if it is Thursday. That probably has to do with the drinking. Anywho! I just found this photo of a pretty epic tour cast I was once with in 2014 through Asia - @eddoedmonds @ronnychieng @lukewmcgregor & @harley.breen. Look at what babies we were. This was our final night in Hong Kong. The night before we were invited to judge a karaoke competition at a local gay bar. Anne ended up getting in a fight with the drag queen because she wouldn’t let Anne perform six karaoke numbers in a row. If memory serves me - Anne won the argument.
Take Me Out is back tonight looser and lustier than ever! And we have a few seriously hilarious new ladies joining the squad tonight - and I can promise you none of them have cheap Balinese jewelry to hock! So pop the Midori Splices on ice, whip out the cubed cheese and whack on your least flattering pair of PJs. We are all about the laughs, over the top innuendo, a healthy smattering of cheap smut... oh and the occasional bit of love. No likey no lighty, ladies! 730 on 7. #TakeMeOutAU
OH MY GOSH LIFE COMPLETE!
OH. MY. GOSH. Take Me Out is about to start! I truly hope you enjoy. And most importantly... have a LAUGH. We don’t take ourselves too seriously and nor should you. 7:30pm on @channel7 baby! And always remember... No likey, no lighty! #TakeMeOutAU
Total thrill to be on the cover of the TV Guide this week. Tomorrow night my new show TAKE ME OUT @takemeoutau starts. We are really proud of this show. It’s silly, naughty but most importantly just plain funny. I would love it if you could help spread the word by tagging all your reality tv loving mates in the comments below. It starts tomorrow night (Monday) at 7:30pm on @channel7. I would suggest organizing a bottle (or two) of wine, some snacks and your comfiest pair of track pants. Sit back, relax, laugh and enjoy. And just remember - no likey, no lighty! #takemeoutau