Fear not, sister. I found the best lighting in your house for some #selfiesteem. Hint: It’s your kitchen window around 2 pm. 😍 #haironfleek #sisterssochic #trolled
Nothing but the bear necessities when it comes to this tube top turned giant bear headband from @target. @optimuspizur and I bought our nephews this gigantic bear a few Christmases ago and what a great way to change it up a bit.* 🤩✨ *Note: I had every intention of making this an actual tube top on him, but apparently “XL” does not in fact mean for an XL bear...also - wrestling with a giant stuffed bear and a tube top is sort of akin to reverse childbirth and I’m not here for it. #tubetoptales #whatthesequin
When the sun hits your good side just right 🤩 Shirt by Target, Jeans by Old Navy, Hair by Me (✌️out, blow dryer). I don’t love the jeans, so I rolled them up #bigcalfprobs, but the rest is 👌Ready to end the weekend with sparkles! ✨ (Yes, yes, the tube top is coming...)
When @thebort actually challenges you to run a half with him, you wake up hella early for a run on a Sunday. 🗣YOU BETTER BE RUNNING RIGHT MEOW, Scott! Only four months to go!
Saturdays were made for bed head + copious amounts of ☕️ Also - not even gonna lie, my hair is straight 🔥right now. Note to self and you: if my confidence or positivity about myself elicits an eye roll emoji from you, lemme help you - keep on scrollin’ on or here’s the 🚪. Ain’t nobody got time for all that negativity. Took me long enough to get here. And if I don’t L O V E me, why should anyone else? 🗣 GET IT, WEEKEND.
Who says major surgery KNEEds to be ugly? This tube top turned knee brace from @target works perfectly to hold ice packs in place and keep the area stable while looking snazzy. Even grandpas can’t resist sequins!* 🤩✨ Now y’all can see where I get my killer calves from 😍 *Before you ask, yes, my dad had a knee replacement. No, it wasn’t this year. Yes, he is fine now. Yes, he consented to this. Mostly. 🤣 *Please do not worry about consulting a doctor on this one. I know the things. I have the internet. #tubetoptales #whatthesequin
Alley Up! Your weekly bowling league will never be the same when you walk in swinging this tube top turned bowling ball bag* 🤩✨ This sequined satchel from @target will ensure that you don’t strike out in the fashion department. 🎳 *Yes, I use a house ball. No, I don’t have a real bowling bag. No, you can’t know my average. And yes, I may use bumpers. **In case you’re considering wearing this as a shirt, please note: It does in fact only fit one bowling ball comfortably. And keep your heads out of the gutter. #tubetoptales #whatthesequin
Full length feature after peeping this floral shirt earlier in the week. Weekend #fashion got me like 😍😍😍. Jeans + florals + bow tied boots = L O V E @torridfashion plus boots from I can’t remember where 😂😂
Hung out with one of my very best friends today - we ran some miles together, dreamt about all the places we would forget to leave the Elf tonight, pretended to be a backup dancer for Usher, and thought about all the ways to refashion a tube top. I’m talking about my treadmill. My $25 death machine, people. Helping me hustle since 2 0 1 8. And if you’re looking for sequins, check back tonight because it’s going to be something super special. If you know what I do on Fridays, then you already know where this is headed...
🎶 Deck the halls with wreaths of sequins, fa la la la la, la la la la 🎶 Even solicitors won’t be able to stay away when you put together this simple tube top turned wreath on your front door. Pinterest has nothing on you, @target. Be sure to pass along this idea to the person you gifted it to yesterday — wrapping paper + beautiful holiday decor that shines 🤩✨ #tubetoptales #whatthesequin