Conley’s totally taking over my life and I’m not mad about it. A few things I’ve learned over the last 3 months with this sweet little baby girl are: 1️⃣ I never thought I could love something this much in my life. For real. 2️⃣ When you’re hanging with your baby, don’t look away, even for a second. Not only because they roll like ninjas but because they change soooo much so quick. Everyone was right. 3️⃣ She wants to start talking so bad! It’s going to be weird when we can have actual conversations. She LOVES talking to herself in the mirror. And it’s also going to be so weird when she starts making fun of my awesome dad jokes! Speaking of dad jokes, I need some new material...any good ones out there? 😂
Take a guess: Is this from Hawaii or is it live footage from Minnesota with the melting snow forming giant potholes and puddles?! We went from feeling like 60 was chilly to now celebrating above freezing temps by not wearing coats. Welcome to our bipolar life. I think we wish we were here again! #kutchersinkihei
Swipe 👉🏼 for a laugh. This is how Coco feels about daylight savings time and losing an hour of sleep last night. 😂
Jenna and I got back from Maui late Wednesday night to return to Duluth, MN which is completely blanketed in snow... and by blanket, I mean snow piles taller than me. ❄️ BUT I remember that one time Hawaii got some snow too, so it’s kind of the same thing. Right? 😵
Look 👀! I finally found my shirt (jk, jk) but really, it’s been a little chilly on the island and I know all you Minnesotans think I’ve gotten soft, because... I kinda have. But since my underwear modeling career didn’t take off quite like Jenna’s, I’m wearing these @jockey clothes a ton and they are perfect for a big gym guy like me. 👟 Shop this outfit: http://liketk.it/2AcIQ #ad #jockey #rewardstyle #kutchersinkihei
Under the umbrella or laying out on a beach chair, you really can’t go wrong on Maui.⠀ 🏖☀️⠀ For all of our Midwest buddies freezing your butts off back home, we wish you were here! #kutchersinkihei
Monday Mood. 😴 Safe to say the beds at @thekutchercondo are Conley approved.
Working on my dad bod. It’s that time of year again, Crossfit Open season! Did you know it took Jenna 4 years to convince me to join Crossfit? And you all know how persuasive she is, I resisted! 🏋🏻♂️ Now? I’m hooked. Over the last 3 years, I’ve looked forward to competing in @crossfitgames Open. It keeps me in check, reminds me I’m the 343,787th fittest man in the world and it’s super fun to compete with friends at the gym and strangers around the world. Who else is #intheopen? Week 1: wall balls and rowing. Let’s go!
“Put em’ up, put em ‘up!”⠀ 👊🏼⠀ Hey Conley, in this family we’re lovers not fighters so let’s just put down those fists and TALK about why it’s time for a nap...⠀ 😂⠀ For real though, your parents could use one too. Who doesn’t love a good nap ya know what I’m sayin’?! #babykutch
Cherishing these moments on the island with our baby girl (and her hilariously expressive brows!) ⠀ 🤨⠀ Her current faves include: dancing with dad, figuring out she has hands, staring at herself in the mirror and pooping her pants in church! What a life!⠀ 😂⠀ If you can’t tell, I’m basically obsessed with Conley. And she’s obsessed with Maui. 🤙🏼⠀ #babykutch #kutchersinkihei