For the love of crap, let your friends poop in peace! Don’t take video. It’s rude. I mean, how many times did this happen that they had to make a sign? #PoopInPeace #ForTheLoveOfCrap #Portland #Poopland
An amazing meal makes the world make sense for a brief time ... or for 4 hours, because we wouldn’t leave. Benson at Fore Street was our server, sommelier and eventually confidant, navigating us through an incredible menu, pairing wine along the way, and laughing at the silliness that surrounds us. p.s. - the turnspit roasted half chicken will make you realize you’ve been eating chicken wrong your entire life. Thanks & ❤️ to Benson & #forestreet #forestreetrestaurant #RoastedSummerVegetableSalad #WoodOvenRoastedRopeCulturedMaineMussels #mussels #WoodGrilledMoulardFoieGras #FoieGrasMousse #FoieGras #ChickenLiverMousse #RabbitRillettes #Sauternes #madeira #1968 #oldport #portlandmaine #TBT #throwbackthursday #Benson #eeeeeats
CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS GONE WRONG! I swore it was Scuttle from “The Little Mermaid” .... is it wrong that in 2018 I still can’t tell seagulls apart?! I’m sorry America!! #CelebritySighting #Scuttle #NotScuttle #Seagull #TheLittleMermaid #Disney #Portland #Maine #snarfblat #SignMySnarfblat
Welcome to DRUNK EYE! A little phenomenon that happens when you’re not sure how many Chenin Blancs before a show is too many. ALSO, @eventideoysterco - where you eat a lobster roll & immediately order another lobster roll. #Maine #Portland #DrunkEye #eventide #oysters #tunatartare #wine #thankyousirmayihaveanother
I’m also convinced “free lunch” is a trap to keep you at your desk!! ... cause there’s no such thing as a free lunch. #TGIF #thankgoditsfriday
It turns out walking down the aisle at our wedding to “He’ll Make Me Happy” was not a coincidence. Though my husband insisted it be acoustic - he felt like vocals by Miss Piggy would’ve been the wrong choice. #Muppets #Marriage #muppetstakemanhattan #thegreatmuppetcaper #themuppets
It’s not bird shit. It’s burrata. Sometimes a lady on the go needs a fresh Italian buffalo milk cheese made from mozzarella and cream. I don’t do protein bars. #burrata #mozzarella #stracciatella #cream #fancycheese #TooMilkyToTravelWell #HotMess #WorthIt
#BanhMiPhuong #HoiAn #CabaneASucreauPieddeCochon #JoeBeef #AuPiedDeCochon #Wilensky #Montreal #TheSilverPalm #HotDougs #Chicago #ClermontLounge #Atlanta #Bonci #Roscioli #Roma ... the list goes on. The memories will last forever, our adventures will continue, and we’ll always be grateful for the man who led us on the road less traveled. #AnthonyBourdain
“Of all the old f*cks here, you’re my favorite!” said Lisa Lampanelli to my Grandpa. These are the gifts I give my family. “Bella Notte” at The Friars Club was just that ~ Goumba Johnny Sialiano, Steven Maglio, The Dough Boys & the fabulous Jenna Esposito were there too! Jenna & I co-produced this event which means it was unofficially sponsored by savignon blanc. We also couldn’t have done it without Jenna’s Dad - we keep it in the family. #TBT #throwbackthursday #BellaNotte #TheFriarsClub #Famiglia #DavidAlanKogut #JohnMontagna #JPPerrauex #FortuneEsposito #BillZeffiro #aperolspritz #savignonblanc #newyorknewyork ...and we missed you #salthevoice!!
...unless when he mentioned the “glue factory,” he meant to say “diamond store.” #marriage #tilldeathdouspart #tildeathdouspart ...and I’m purposefully spelling words incorrectly in order to maximize hashtag traffic ... maybe I should be put down.
Had a blast riding in #cashcab with my cousin @iamjoealfano & the one & only @realbenbailey!!! Watch & find out what went down in the back seat. SPOILER ALERT: there was A LOT of yelling. #cashcab #kimonos #cousins
Things are NOT going well on Facebook. #HappyBirthday #Marriage #loveandmarriage #likeandmarriage
