Just like Richmond’s iconic Vinegar Skipping Girl, I too am a Melbourne institution. And your very last chance to catch me at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival is tomorrow night - 9:15pm at my sexy extra show at the Town Hall. Otherwise every single ticket has sold out to all my other shows. So don’t be that person that messages me in a week and goes “when are you next performing in Melbourne?”. The answer is tomorrow night, babycakes. And it’s a Saturday! So rally a posse, grab a ticket and come play. We can slut drop at Poof Doof together afterwards. Ticket link in bio. Plus I have shows on sale in London, Sydney and Perth also if that tickles your pickle.
Last night was a bit special. The wonderful @nazeemhussain had a baby yesterday. Well, his beautiful wife did. But he helped. Anywho given the last minute nature of the whole situation and instead of leaving his audience in the lurch @urzilacarlson, @thejasonbyrne, @deanne_smith and I decided to go and put on a surprise show for his audience instead. It was one of those really cool, special Comedy Festival moments and a fun way to help out a good friend. Nice work to the team at @livenationoznz for organizing it all. Here is a photo of Urzila and I on stage. I’m on the left - we always get confused. CONGRATULATIONS NAZEEM!!!
Due to popular demand I am finally getting my balls sawn in half live on television!! Make sure you turn on SHOW ME THE MOVIE tonight at 7:30pm on Channel Ten. Can I finally win an episode? I have lost the last 3 in a row. I mean, I know the answer because we’ve already filmed it. But I’m trying to be a little mysterious y’know... Also NOBODY looks good from this angle. #teamjoel #teamjoel4eva #joelislyf #janesux #janeharberequalsloser
Zig-ah zig-ah London! Australia’s answer to Ginger Spice (me) is coming for you in 3 weeks. I’m so pumped to be bringing my live standup show to the Soho Theatre for 4 shows only before I head off to commentate Eurovision. Although my translucent skin suggests otherwise, I am not actually a London local. So I would bloody love it if you could tag any London based mates in the comments below and tell them to come along to play with me. Or if you already follow me and LIVE in London then... da fuck mate? Why ain’t you got tickets already? You can grab tickets by following the link in my bio. If enough of you buy tickets I’ll ask my mum to jump on the sewing machine and whip me up a Union Jack dress just for the occasion. It won’t be the first time. So excited!!
Show Me The Movie is on 7:30pm tonight on TEN! Starring these babes @rovemcmanus, @janeharber & me looking like Hugh Hefner crossed with a Bond villain. The show tonight stars a Von Trapp!!
Ok here's the deal. Some networks have big budgets to promote their Logies nominees with huge TV campaigns. I'm nominated by my friends at SBS for the work I do with them... and this whiteboard totally blew out our campaign budget. And half of Lee Lin Chins. So I would really appreciate if you would take the time out on this religious holiday and vote for me for 'Best Presenter' at the Logies. You know it's what Jesus would've wanted. It'll be worth if for the acceptance speech alone (I have very grand plans). I've popped the link to vote in my bio. Voting closes at midnight TONIGHT. I will totally love you forever (although let's be honest... I already do).
The Melbourne International Comedy Festival opens tonight which is very bloody exciting. And a shitload (that’s an industry term) of my shows are already sold out so we’ve added an extra big one in the Melbourne Town Hall. Tag any Melbourne peeps you think might be keen in the comments below, get your squad in formation and grab some tickets. Link in my bio or you could pop it in the ol’ Google machine. I also have shows on sale in London, Sydney and Perth if you happen to live in any of those places. Can’t wait to see you all! In the meantime enjoy this clip of me on the Gala this year! x
Today marks one year of being the hot one in a relationship... as I am proving here yet again. ❤️
Make sure you tune in to Channel Ten tonight at 730pm (OMG so soon!) as I *attempt* to captain my team to victory for the very first time on SHOW ME THE MOVIE! I haven’t seen the show yet but I am fairly sure I remember ending it on my feet screaming across at the lovely but annoyingly quick @janeharber. We bloody hope you enjoy it! @rovemcmanus