I grew up watching the Wizard of Oz every single day (well that and my mum’s showreel). And like any self-respecting gay I was obsessed with the wicked witch and always wanted her to win. Unfortunately she never did. Spoiler alert: she is severely allergic to water. She didn’t win in the new Australian production of the Wizard of Oz either. But holy shit the show is so good and I cried a little bit during Somewhere Over the Rainbow but pretended I just had something in my eye because I’m cool. Also @lucydurack and @jemmarix_oz are so brilliant. But no surprises there. Here’s a photo of @jackstrattonsmith and I wearing @calibreaustralia before the show. I was approximately eleventy million times more excited than him.
YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE ARE FUCKING EXCITED!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO EAT A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE MOUSSE SHAPED AS A MANDARINE!!! @janellekoenig
Started the year with a trip to Bali. I am originally from Perth after all - it’s like an annual pilgrimage for us. Stayed at the gorgeous @whotels and I’m completely obsessed. I’m going to become one of those people who takes one trip to Bali and completely renovates their backyard with a tropical-theme and way too many water features. Also planning on starting every sentence over the next month “Well when I was in Bali...” or “Funny you mention is because the Balinese people have a saying that goes...”. Unfortunately I ended the last 24 hours with some sort of stomach bug. The doctors here were fantastic. I think that partly has to do with the amazing hotel but also because the doctors were convinced my boyfriend was James Franco. I ran with it, of course. Anywho here is a photo of me in our villa pool where I’m doing that thing where I don’t know the photo is being taken. So natural.
Gosh so many highlights of 2017 I don’t know where to start - Schapelle Corby coming home is obviously up there alongside Sasha Velour’s lip sync to So Emotional by Whitney. Iconic. Not to mention the time a few months ago when I got a mosquito bite in the shape of Helen Mirren. Very exciting. But an even bigger highlight was getting to become buddies with this legend @myfwarhurst. I grew up watching Myf on the tv and was so stoked to host Eurovision in Ukraine this year alongside her and cannot bloody wait to to do it all again in Portugal in a few months time. Here we are in Bali last night ringing in the New Years with an overpriced bottle of white wine that I suspect may have just been cordial. Also please enjoy the eleventy million kilos I’ve put on in this last 2 weeks and my hair which is now permanently yellow from so much chlorine exposure. I’m utterly irresistible. Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas from my incredibly subtle friends and I. Note: nowhere on the party invite did it suggest costumes.
I am touring Australia in 2018 motherfuckers! And I have some serious scandal to fill you in on. From having a complete diva meltdown in Kyiv, Ukraine at Eurovision, presiding over hosting duties at Mardi Gras, playing a slut on Neighbours (seriously), whoring my way across Australia on a national book tour and getting incredibly drunk at the ARIAs... I am ready to let rip. As my rule always stands: if you're in my audience... you're safe. Anyone outside the room... you might just be a target! Melbourne, Sydney, Perth, Brisbane, Adelaide and Canberra all on sale now! Click on the link in my bio to get up close and personal (my skin won’t look this good in person FYI).
We’ve travelled deep in to the vineyards of Victoria to see KC & the Sunshine Band. We’re just your everyday 20 year olds!
There are many queens in this world: there's me, Elton John, Gina Liano... and the actual queen. So far the actual queen is the only one who has had a TV show made about her younger life. Although I have pictured mine, it mostly just involves me riding my laser scooter, crying when Sara-Marie was evicted from Big Brother and breaking up with girls as soon as they tried to move things past first base. So I'm very excited for the new season of the actual Queen's show to start @TheCrownNetflix. I actually got a sneak preview with my mum @jenny_creasey & over the coming few weeks you can check out my Facebook page and watch us drink too much wine and commentate along as part of the #NetflixWithNan series or in my case #NetflixWithMum. (My actual nan couldn't be trusted re anything remotely politically correct/ we are unsure if she is actually still alive).
I have a pulse so am therefore obviously obsessed with the Real Housewives of Melbourne. Season 4 starts this Wednesday and I convinced @Telstra to let me watch it in a fancy hotel with cocktails and make them film ME watching it. Live. (Ok, well my manager did the negotiating). BUT THE POINT IS you can head here Tel.st/TRHWOM (whack that in your browser) on Wednesday night and watch me watch them. Are you following? Anyway. Here is a photo of me with Lydia and Gina where they clearly don't realise I'm gay and are trying desperately to crack on to me. #FollowWatch