Guilty as charged your honor. I’m constantly in between “can I get a second?” And “can i get a hug?”. Follow the lovely @momtransparenting for more IRL mommy memes. She keeps it real.
This is how it's going to end #myfriend. Me under a bridge, making squirrel rock sculptures, you know the kind you have to stack and balance. I'll give them all names like Tim and Mike. Please remember me fondly. Take care of Tim and Mike. And Grant, he's the sensitive one. #writersjoke #writer #fuckyouWord #cutandpaste #writerslife #coffee #squirrels #matchthedestinationformattingmyass #takingdeepyogabreaths
Another day getting up while it's dark to drive to eastbumblejesus for a game. In my mind I'd like to think it's quality time with my son but he's going through a hard rap phase and we've comprised that while he can listen to it it has to be on headphones or else mommy gets a migraine and is tempted to drive the car into the cement divider. Thank god for caffeine and in particular Starbuck's Eggnog latte. Yes it makes me poop for days but it's truly delish. If you are up early this morning trying to get the right socks with the right cleats and begging them to eat something other than Halloween candy for breakfast, I want you to know you are not alone. I see you. We all see you. You glorious warrior travel team parent. I lift my mug to you. #parenting #SOML #kidssports #travelteams #basketball #football #baseball #Soccer #starbucks #funny #thankyousirmayihaveanother #sixdegreesofwhatthefucktimeisit #eggnoglatte #funny #Sunday #sportsmemes
This is why I never leave the house. #Saturday #funny #momlife #parenting #parentinghurtssogood #soml #directionallychallenged #youtryandspellrhododendroncorrecltythefirsttime #momsofinstagram #instamom #instafunny #mommyblogger #writer #love #happy #funnymemes
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I think I look a ballerina when I walk my dog with my bestie. Sadly that's not the case. #dogsofinstagram #dogs #adoptdontshop #wedontdeservedogs Featuring Bronson in his first starring role. And the amazingly talented @itsthecwolf. Go follow her for more amazingly funny videos.
Feeling this today. #inspired #artdistrictla #artistsoninstagram #love
Many of you are just at Insults. Hang in there. #funnymemes #insults #inappropriatehumor #maybeadickjokewithghosts #scrollbackifyoudontgetthatone #love #life #bestfriends #relationshipgoals
Accurate AF. If you want my body and you think I’m sexy c’mon Sugar let me know. Oh wait, is that a hard no? What about my sweatpants and matted hair isn’t doing it for you? Thank you @mommymemest - this is brilliant. #funny #friday #istillwantayacht #theydontgivepeoplethatlooklikeyouyachts #wellihaveagoodpersonality #stophashtaggingrandomphrases #thatsnothowthisworks
