Wrote a love letter to SF for this caption, but then @cassaroul said, no one's ever going to read that, just FREAKING POST IT ALEADY. #mysf #herofficeviewsherrules 🙄🙄🙄
Hey @lrnmiller2 - did you ever think you'd be watching Misty Copeland perform and eating truly concerning amounts of cheese with the crazy person running around introducing herself as a superfamous ballerina six years ago?? Thanks for wrangling me then and still putting up with me now!! #patronsofthearts #onapatronsofcityrentbudget 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
My bladder doesn't think a window seat is ever worth it but hello!!!! Begging to differ!! 🗽🏙
It's all fun and games until you're literally sick to your stomach from overambitiously ordering too many milkshakes and have to walk-of-shame it home with your pants unbuttoned 🍨🤦🏻♀️
I just want the whole world to be as happy a place as SF during Bay to Breakers!!!! -me, approximately every 7.324 minutes. #baconfriendsleftandright #baytobreakers or more accurately #baytobreakfast
Spent the last five months coming up with a caption for this (even wrote my own TERRIBLE refrain which started out with a little something like it was Hamiltons of Hamilfun 😂), but alas, none are worthy. #blewusallaway 💨
Had to set my alarm for the first time in a week, and it was no bueno. Can we rewind to last Monday please 🤞🏻#owie #takemebacktomaui
Fave things rn: moody Maui 🌧, sunny Maui ☀️(x10), my sister & the baby boy in her belly 🤰🏻(who! kicked! this! morning!!!!)(x163783927262), banana bread and coffee on the lanai ☕️, encounters with a sea turtle 🐢, and naps by the ocean. #babymeeksinmaui
