This is me and #mollythedog on the beach, getting ready to levitate. #takeustoyourleader Also, rocking my #sophieswimsuit #closetcasefiles What ELSE would I wear for my Doggie & Me Annunciation????
We got BEEEEEEEZZZZzzzzzz! Really excited about this new addition to my work life! There was a bit of drama installing our bee package in the hive - the queen (officially dubbed Beeyonce, cuz duh) got out of her cage. But she made it into the hive, so fingers crossed we're good! Now I just have to stop myself from hugging a bunch of angry bees, but it's hard because they're so fuzzy and cute! #illchangemytuneoncemyassgetsstung then it'll be all #fuckyoubees but now it's all #omgilovebees❤️ #warrehive #beekeeping #galvestonartistresidency 🐝🐝🐝
#bathroomselfie #handmade #ootd I always forget how short this skirt is until I'm navigating how to ride my bike in it and not flash my fanny to the world! Loved this simple handmade outfit today - #ddmelilot shirt and that #voguepatterns #rachelcomey skirt that I can't remember the number for but everyone and their aunt made it and it's really flattering and cute and pockets! even if it is a fanny flasher. #isew #sewing #imademyclothes
Instagram and The Great British Baking Show made me think I could bake a sweet yeast bread. But all I can hear is Paul Hollywood's voice going underbaked and underprooved 🍞🥐🥖 #easterbaking #hefezopf
Please excuse our messy house, but... I spy a Molly! I love when she puts herself to bed like this! #mollythedog #imallears
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!! Hey guys! I'm back again, this time as a whip-cracking Bettie Page accompanied by my man-meat Burt Reynolds! (Because men can be sexy sewing machine riding eye-candy too, guys!) and we're here to 👏WIN 👏THAT👏BERNINA!!!! #iwantaCSBERNINA #cottonandsteelBERNINA @berninausa @cottonandsteel Phew. Well, that's the last one guys. No more blowing up your Instagram feed with my expertly made collages. I think I've done my due diligence with this contest. And when I don't win and you do I just want you to imagine me grinding out my 4 step, inconsistent sized buttonholes, using my HANDS to raise and lower my presser foot, and never knowing the sweet sweet sound of a happily humming bernina. AND I HOPE THAT IMAGE KEEPS YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT! Just kidding, I'm a really good loser. Maybe I'll even get a consolation prize for creativity??? Like photoshop classes?? #whoknows #itcouldhappen #butprobablynot #berninausa #cottonandsteel
Hey guys!!! I made this really cool collage of me as Christie Brinkley circa 1980's lounging on a pair of fine #cottonandsteelBERNINA 's!!! Because #iwantaCSBERNINA @berninausa @cottonandsteel I don't think this will help me win this totally random giveaway, but CAN'T HURT, AMIRITE???? #cottonandsteel #berninausa #peoplewillsayitsphotoshopped #ihaveaMFA
Hey guys! Did I mention I want to win a bernina?!? #iwantaCSBERNINA I decided to read a little bit more about the 350 SE COTTON+STEEL bernina and *cue choir of angels* Guys... it's a great machine! Hands free capability, more stitches than I'll ever use in a lifetime of sewing, and and... TWO BUTTONHOLE STITCHES! WITH PROGRAMMABLE BUTTONHOLE LENGTH!!! 😭😭😭 Buttonholes that are all 👏 precisely 👏 the same 👏 length👏 Doesn't that just make you pee your pants a bit??? Plus the feet! The bernina feet! Go enter this contest! They're giving away TWO! And when I don't win I WILL come find you and shank you and steal your machine. Just kidding! (Totally serious) Violence isn't funny, you guys (But watch your bernina winning back!) Aaaaaanywho! I never win things, but here goes nothing! @cottonandsteel @berninausa ANDONCEMOREFORGOODLUCK! #iwantaCSBERNINA #cottonandsteel #berninausa
Here's a #regram of the @berninausa post with the deets about the @cottonandsteel bernina giveaway! And because they said you can enter as often as you want... #iwantaCSBERNINA !!! Like, I really want that stinking bernina.... I'll fight you. Jk. (Not really. And I bite) KIDDING! (Totally not kidding) ........... Repost from @berninausa on Instagram: “This Friday is the last day to win one of the two new #cottonandsteelBERNINA machines! In partnership with @cottonandsteel we are randomly giving away TWO Cotton+Steel BERNINA 350SE sewing machines (design is winners' choice). All you have to do is repost any picture of a #cottonandsteelBERNINA using the hashtag #iwantaCSBERNINA. You must be following both @cottonandsteel and @berninausa. You can enter as many times as you want for the duration of the giveaway. Giveaway runs from 4-3-17 10:30am CST through midnight CST of Friday, Apr 14th. Open to U.S. only, ages 18 & over. #cottonandsteel #berninausa #sewing
Um... YES I WANT A BERNINA!!!! Plzkthx!!!! @cottonandsteel @berninausa #iwantaCSBERNINA Have you guys seen this giveaway?? Go enter! Go go go! But don't ruin my chances, ok? Cuz I really want that BERNINA!