WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN ADDRESSED YET @instagram??? #ocdproblems #babyyousohat
RIP #uptownunderground. You were the birthplace to so many friendships. And you were the first place I ever danced on stage. Cheers to a new adventure ahead.
TFW you show up 2 hours late to your high school besties’ wedding after you promised her magic at the cocktail hour for her gift and you totally posted MANY stories of their extravagant invites that had the time CLEARLY printed on them, but you still somehow misread 5 for 7 and as you crash the dinner party she scolds you to sit with your high school lunch table group and as you’re catching up with a decade of nonsense you begin to wonder why the bride even invited you after she let you and your degenerate friends she didn’t know stay with her during the rage against the machine show in NYC in 2008, and then in 2012 she paused her beeper to get coffee with you in the basement of a hospital in Bushwick to lend an ear while you whine about your marital unbliss, which most likely resulted in an unfixed aneurysm, and you can’t even begin to explain how awesome it has been to see her achieve boss doctor status and fall in love with a goofy awesome dude, so you just submit to her family magic shows for life because that’s all ya got to offer.
#cardart children’s edition. . . #sharpie #sharpieart #chicagomagician #chicagomagic #cardtricks #pickacard #bestofchi #milkit
I always wanted a brother. If I had one; I’d sell him off if it meant keeping this dude as a friend. It’s been flavorful for sure my man. I’ll see you in Portland @merts03. 📸 by @deepal9 #degenrates #chicagolostanotherone #westcoastlife
My debut at @bikesandburlesque was fulfilling to say the least. #glamorshots ALSO @DERICKPHOTOGRAPHY SHOOTING GENIUS🔥
Trust issues with @sallymarvel
Had the pleasure to entertain @traderjoes folks from all across the country the past couple weekends. They were some cool cats.
Been craving something neat lately. #designmilk