Bikes over Ubers, stolen champagne over fancy restaurants.. Fairly convinced I'm the cheapest date in NYC / will make my husband rich one day!! 💸 #grabitwhileyoucan #MarryMeSS17
Ever feel like punching your date in the face? 👊Yep, same. Today on the blog, one man shares his encounter with a woman who put her Muhammad Ali fantasies into fruition, earning herself the status of my new personal hero. 😵🥊 Link! In! Bio!
Once you’re 'out', you need to have Faux Fun. Which is that charade of pretending to have an amazing time while simultaneously scanning the place in search of a savior while also trying to avoid that desperate vibe that surrounds a group of women who are out to 'pick up men.' Especially women who are visibly sick of 'putting themselves out there' and might as well be holding signs that say: 'I don’t know what I did wrong in a past life to have ended up here rather than in a nursery consoling a crying baby like all of my elementary school peers.' Today on the blog I expose SATC for the OG #fakenews that it is, whine extensively about my deep hatred for going out outfits and $24 cocktails. Link in bio!
Financial Times ✔️ coffee ✔️ shapeless black gear ✔️ v. serious expression ✔️ Now please don't talk to me about the actual art and blow my cover.
Been there, done that (x1000 times); beg to differ.
Being powerful is not the same as being mother, and it’s also not the same as making the little fella some sort of feudal serf. It’s about doing what you do best, which is being a strong, independent woman who knows how to handle her business. 💪🔥Today on the blog, @rebeccasuhrawardi gives Mrs. Robinson a run for her leopard with her brilliant guide to cougarism, available via link in bio!
Commonplace scenario in which the object of my excitement does. Not. Reciprocate.
My life, summarized #splat
The geotag that (almost) makes you want to jump. ⬆️ Good view tho.