New math: 3 wrongs do not make a right.
What appears to be a romantic stroll but is most likely my mother's hidden strategy for convincing my father to change the bathroom tiles to the exact shade of gray she prefers #womanisagenius On a serious note, these guys met ON THIS VERY BEACH 40+ years ago and still don't mind each other's company, so let's give them a big 👏👏👏
Who needs a therapist's couch when you have a mothball-infested couch from the Wes Anderson film set of your childhood that easily explains your lifelong hipster fetish? 🤔
When dating blogging business will fail, generic postcard business will blossom.
Yo girl has a halo! 👼 (And a resting b*tch face.)
While all of you party animals were sleeping #oldboringandimmenselysatisfied
August drinking game: every time you see a pic of somebody in Mykonos / Capri, take a sip of your cleverly masked rosé!
Breakfast, lunch AND dinner are served.
Ringing in peak #FOMO season (you know, when your ENTIRE social media feed goes to Mykonos) with a little ode to chilling the f*ck out and nipping dem social media envy embryos in the bud! Link in bio! Alternative drinking game included!