All that’s missing is a decapitated beau and pet dragon. #guccifw18 #lifeofamuse 📸 @carolineowens
Who’s da boss now 👊
Two masochists leave comfort of la la land to spend the most “romantic” holiday of the year re-enacting Frozen
This V-Day, my lazy butt recycled an oldie but goodie in which I run you through my most poignant V-day memories, to date. The best are in the end so click over to the link in bio to experience the full assortment of disaster delicacies! ❤️❤️💔💔💔❤️❤️
Post-brush-with-Hollywood mood. Details in story!
#Windex is a girl’s best friend! Unless said girl happens to be 👑 @victoriadela_fuente, in which case it is but a foreign object-cum-photo shoot prop. #sunday #teachafriendhowtocleanday
That Eureka moment when you taste shifts from dbags to nice guys! ⌛️🎉 P.S. For all you concerned souls, yes I‘m aware that the OG version of this quote belongs to #JoséMicardTeixeira! But I prefer it misattributed to St. Meryl, ok? K thx.
Are we kind of starting to look alike or is that my biological clock talking nonsense again? OR are we just equally miserable to be back in what survivors of the recent polar vortex are referring to as “summer” but to us feels like frozen hell. Cast yo vote!
Lundi (but colder)