Unapologetically putting the toddler in the gym daycare, tossing the middle ones in the pool and sitting here alone right now. #selfcare
The best job ever.
Sure. Let's get pneumonia. Your arm is already broken in two places. NBD. #thisdamnsummer
I've got goodies to give away! Come play! 8pm. Old Chicago Longmont. #geekswhodrink
Cannot even with this.
The coolest ears ever.
1. Some beers taste better than others. 2. It's twenty minutes after noon. Shhh. 3. He's hot, that dude I married.
Reintroducing him to the sea. He was three the last time and doesn't remember. Again thanking whoever invented waterproof casts.
My soul longs for the ocean.