Trying to BBQ and this asshole keeps staring at me #NoVegan
So this one time, at @krugernationalpark an elephant rammed our car #WifeNearlyShatHerself #SorryAvis
Repost from @fokkenhoedjie using @RepostRegramApp - I LLLOVE this warm funny lady. @urzilacarlson stand-up star from NZ & Australia but born here in SA. Touring the world and vvvvvvvvvery funny 😘
Jhb people I'm performing at the Goliath tonight and tomorrow night only #Homegame #testingthewaters
Oh I am all over it bitches! Making my vote count! #ImWithHer #letsdothis
I'm hanging out at my old Boarding School today in Heidelberg. Nothing has changed, not even the paint in 30 years!
3 days ago I took my family to the lovely #HoutBay to show them around. Today this: Residents have been fed up with service delivery, unemployment and access to land, conveying their anger through protest.
Oh hi #Jhb it's good to be back! 11 years and your sunsets are just as amazing as ever #SouthAfrica #Home #AfricaGetsInYourBlood
Cape Town has a water shortage, if we can just send all the water in our west Auckland gardens it'll sort out the region! #HaveAndHaveNots