Tim is currently waiting in line for tacos with Adrian Peterson at LAX, we’re heading to Oakland for our second bomb couple of this weekend, and I’d like to officially retract all the shit I’ve ever talked about LA because I always miss it SO BAD when we leave.
Dear Abby: I want to say “TODAY WAS SICK” but I don’t feel like that caption properly matches the old Hollywood smoke show situation we’ve got going on in LA today. What do I do? Love, L
If I ever ask Tim where something is he ALWAYS says “did you check your butt?” and thinks it’s so clever and hilarious every time, so in honor of packing all our bags again tonight and not knowing where anything is... here’s a butt! We’re heading to LA for a wedding and Oakland for an engagement shoot this weekend— give me the scoop on where the best donuts are, my good people! EDITED TO ADD: Tim thinks he’s being mischaracterized here and wants an amendment that clarifies he “only says that 95% of the time” so there you go 🙄
Beyoncé: the queen of my heart and also our customer service role model 😂 I wrote about it on the blog today because we don’t have a boss and get to call the shots around here, booyah
Happy anniversary to the king and queen. Velvet floral suits forever 👏🏽
GUYS. On our last day in Nepal we hiked through the mist into rhino territory and gazed upon their beautiful prehistoric faces holy shitttt (rhinos are my most favorite animal and this jungle experience was a dream come true- I cried every day because how do they exist and look at their little eyeballs omg). We’re finally back in Seattle, jetlagged beyond belief and I’m kind of like floating around thinking “i saw rhinos ahhhh!” I can’t tell if Tim also thinks this is a big deal or if he’s humoring me but honestly i don’t care. PS. Yes I realize this photo is not of a rhino but I was busy weeping openly during the rhino parts instead of trying to take some dumb photo