Haters!!! #royalwedding #garretspopcorn #declatage
My Royal Wedding review. Thanks to the good people at @garrets_popcorn and @kimpton for the freebie. #royalwedding #standbyme #chicago #meghanmarkle
It was a busy Saturday night at Mirabelle restaurant on Sunset Blvd in 2005. My section was packed when I asked Meghan for some help running a few credit cards, she took care of it and I was out of the weeds. Later that night while rolling silverware and cashing out, I thanked Meghan for all the help and hoped she would one day find her prince (I didn't really say anything about finding her prince- it was more like a bunch of us are going over to Red Rock to get fucked up if you wanna come) *I'd also like to add that @sarahcolonna1 worked there too - so two princesses and Colonna would always come to Red Rock, Meghan wouldn't. Congratulations Markle, you looked beautiful.
Here's a #tbt❤️ to when @lvmargaritaman stole my likeness. I may go sleeveless from now on. #throwbackthursday
Royal Wedding Update- go to my stories for more. See you at City Winery in Chicago and Turner Hall Ballroom in Milwaukee this weekend. #royalwedding #meghanmarkle #dad
Happy Mother's Day to my mom who every September took me and my 3 brothers to the Mid-Island department store and made sure we were always ready for our first day of school in the latest in Toughskin fashion. *dad is included in this photo because after 56 years of marriage if you get a successful selfie it needs to be seen. Love to my mom and to all of your mom's.
Call your mother. #happymothersday
Our prayers have been answered and the very brave Carrie Underwood has decided to reveal her freakish post accident face. Love her.
A Public Service Announcement For Bullying. I wish Melania well. #buddybench #bebest
Having fun at #metball. I'm sitting behind Rhianna and can't see anything over hat.
Hey Sacramento!!! @punchlinesac this Saturday and Sunday. If Heather says you should go, you should probably go @punchlinesac
So fuckable. #myfirstheadshot #oldheadshotday I had this taken at a wedding photography place while a quinceañera was happening 3 feet away. I asked the photographer if it would get me parts, he looked at me over his thick glasses and said no chance. He was so right.