Thanks @kyliejenner I've learned so much. Much more in Instagram stories. #kyliejenner #juicyscoopobsessed #milk #cereal
I was at Oprah's house this weekend and while we were having lunch I jokingly said you know what would make this meal perfect? Some green beans and red & yellow tomatoes Oprah looked at me, chugged her Bud Light and said I hope you're fucking kidding and stormed out into the backyard. I took this picture 90 minutes later when Miss Thang returned from her garden and screamed CHOKE ON THESE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Happy Birthday Harry, but I'm not sure that this is any of our business. 🍆🍆🍆🍆 #happybirthdayharry #meghanmarkle #juicyscoopobsessed
I KNEW IT!!! Donald Trump controls Tomi Lahren's every move from inside her knee. #conspiracytheory #busted #trumpbump
WHAT!!!! This little piggy went to the market and while that piggy was at the market he met two of his loser friends and decided to bring them to the party. #adidas #toes #dailydozen #juicyscoopobsessed
Thank you Cardi B and in a way I guess thank you Nicki Minaj for hitting Cardi so hard she developed a promotion for my show on her forehead. I'll see you all at the @skylinecomedy in Appleton,Wisconsin tonight at 7:30 & 10. #moneymoves #juicyscoopobsessed #juicyscoop #Appleton
Hey Bros!!! Back with a few more eye poppin tips to make it seem like you're really interested in the big game this Sunday. #nfl #Sunday #openingday #juicyscoopobsessed #juicyscoop #nike #dontstopjustpop
Appleton, Wisconsin. Skyline Comedy Club. This Thursday-Saturday. If you've already burned your Nikes we will be supplying Crocs. See you this weekend Wisconsin. #gopackers
Answered an ad that was posted on a fence in my neighborhood and got cast in a major motion picture, Manscape Landscape. The director hasn't done a lot but he said he knows Burt Reynolds. The full story in my instastories. #juicyscoop #juicyscoopobsessed #burtreynolds
When I first met @jenkirkman she had spotted my sunglasses lying on a table and asked who's nice sunglasses are these? I said they're mine Jen responded oh and dropped them back on the table. My life has been better for that meeting everyday since. Happy Birthday to the thoughtful, hilarious, smart & just all around great, Jen Kirkman. #metoo.
CNN BREAKING NEWS: OPRAH WINFREY HAS NO IDEA HOW TO HOLD PIZZA. #juicyscoop #pizza