Happy September 21st. Goodbye summer.
Congratulations to my former leading lady on all of her Emmy success. We are currently working on Legally Blonde 3- in it Elle Woods runs for president but loses to a billionaire game show host. #emmys
#tbt Throwback Thursday to a time when I felt no need to button my shirt, but every need to drink every drink in the establishment.
Thanks to the @comedystorelj & everyone that came out to our sold out weekend in La Jolla. I had such a great time and I can't wait to return. See you in Irvine, San Francisco & Houston in the next few weeks.
Seeing as how we wake up every morning to killer hurricanes, earthquakes, North Korean dictators and Reese Witherspoon movies don't you think we could all use a little more dick, motherfucker, pussy, shit, cocksucker, asshole in our lives. I love morning radio.
Thanks Facebook memories for reminding me that I used to be gorgeous. #tbt
Please come to the La Jolla Comedy Store this Friday & Saturday so I don't have to be a Fit Tea model. Thanks Chris Franjola
I sometimes like to take pictures that could easily become inspirational posters in a Jiffy Lube waiting room. This one would read A grown man should never show his feet. I hope you all had a great summer.
I'm a lucky guy that I get to laugh with @sarahcolonna1 & @jenkirkman all the time. You should all be so lucky.
As the holiday weekend approaches please think of inviting me to your pool parties. I stay in the pool all day like some kind of hyperactive 7 year old, and I only leave the pool to grab a handful of Hot Cheetos with my wet hands. Enjoy your day Chris
I'll be coming for you in the next few months. I'd love to see everyone. Drinks, fun, laughs, cute lunches. Franjola.com has info.
#fbf On this day many, many years ago I boarded a plane from MacArthur Airport with my friend @karl_makinen and headed to Los Angeles. We landed, rented a car from Ugly Duckling Rent-A-Car and began a journey through waiting tables, jack hammering cement, moving refrigerators, tending bars, pumping gas and on & on. The journey continues, but admittedly it's been a little easier now that Karl has created many successful restaurants throughout L.A. and been killed on every show on television, most notably by zombies on the Walking Dead. Thanks Karl and the city of Los Angeles for a wild ride. Here's to 30 more. 🍻🍻🍻🍻 (I thought the yellow shirt would be so L.A. I was wrong)