Just here to help.
I'm just trying to help out Christopher Plummer with his ever increasing work load.
Kicking off the NY Comedy Festival with a few of my favorite people, @michaelcox1 @jokoy @dovdavidoff - So fun to watch these guys work. Thanks @comedyjuiceny and @chrismillhouse for making it possible. See you at the Hartford Funny Bone this weekend.
Hartford, Connecticut: I need you this Friday & Saturday- 4 shows: Funny Bone. Franjola.com for tickets.
Happy Halloween from Johnny Depp (I had to post this before he's accused of something terrible if he hasn't been already) #gododgers
I thought I could get away with this & use the money to live the rest of my life comfortably, but I was caught on surveillance camera and now I have to return to stand-up comedy. So please come see me at the following locations Hartford Funny Bone - Nov 10&11. Syracuse Funny Bone - Dec 2&3 Calgary Comedy Cave- Dec 14-17. Black Box in Boca Raton FL - Dec 30th. Spokane Comedy Club- Jan 18-20. COME!!!! Franjola.com
Dear @fittea If I do 60 push-ups and bathe myself in the Valencia filter I believe I can be the spokesperson you're looking for. And with fall & winter coming I promise to look much better fully clothed. *I'm not sure Playgirl is even still around, but I'd be up for that too.
Do you want to live a life of luxury? Take my course and let me show you how. #hollywood
You never know who's watching. Always bring your A-Game. #smokeyeye
Come to The House Of Comedy in Phoenix starting tonight thru Sunday and spill all you want because President Trump threw me a free roll of paper towels. See you there
I'll be in Phoenix at The House Of Comedy all week. Let's have lunch, come to the shows, laugh, drink, eat and just have a good time. I'm looking forward to seeing you.