I'm here in Brazil praying to Cristo Redentor that you will please come to the following weekends of shows FT WORTH TX- HYENAS - NEW YEARS EVE ROCHESTER NY- COMEDY AT THE CARLSON- JAN 10-12TH PORTSMOUTH NH- CISCO BREWERY COMEDY SERIES JAN 25&26 And please listen to my Cover To Cover podcast- *the link in the bio is working #covertocover #juicyscoopobsessed #comedyatthecarlson #NYE
If you're going to work with someone in a foreign country on a 90 degree beach for 10 straight hours I recommend that you do it with someone as delightful as @fortunefeimster
Brazil has officially made me an American angel because I shed light on the problem of low-rent ketchup (catsup, tomato jam, whatever you freaks call it) throughout the world. Wish me luck as I go forth teaching the world about good American, white trash Heinz Ketchup. Making The World Great Again. NEW EPISODE OF THE COVER TO COVER PODCAST IS UP TODAY- PLEASE LISTEN. Love from your American Angel Chris Franjola #covertocover #juicyscoopobsessed #ketchupangel #tomatojammingme #catsupwiththat photo cred- @sydwilder
We've had a good week. I know there are many reasons for these fake numbers, but fuck it let me just enjoy it for a day. Thanks to all who listened, subscribed, rated, Thanks @heathermcdonald for showing me the way. Its been fun and I hope to keep connecting with all of you. Now back to the streets of Brazil for some samba.
I'm not happy until I'm the last person to hop aboard a hot trend- Which is why I'm wearing parachute pants and I've decided to finally start a podcast. I call it Cover To Cover and you can find in all the places you find your podcasts (I also put a link in my bio, I hope it works) So let my voice sooth you as you shun your work responsibilities, work out, drive, ignore your children- whatever it takes. Just listen because I need a blue check mark on Instagram and I think this might help. #podcast #franjola #juicyscoop #juicyscoopobsessed #covertocover #listen
ROCHESTER NY: Thank you @priyankachopra for allowing me to rent some ad space on your enormous wedding dress. I know I'll see you and Nick at Comedy At The Carlson in Rochester NY on January 10th -12th. #jonasbrothers #comedyatthecarlson #rochester #comedy
Blessed to be closing out tonight's @victoriassecret Fashion Show. I've worked hard for this and if Kendall or those Haddid sisters try gettin in my way I'll be scratching some eyes out. #victoriasecretfashionshow #chrisssecret #hotwings #kendull #haddidyousaysomething?
Fun Christmas idea. #postmalone #tekashi69 #face #merrymistake
Ladies, get yourself a real man (one with narrow hips and a passion for cardigans) #tree #onelesstreetoburn #rake #homesweethomedepot
25 years ago there was nothing better than the going back to your hometown bar (The Wharf on Long Island in my case) on the night before Thanksgiving and regaling everyone with stories of the Hollywood struggle and your ability to maintain a full head of hair and a 32 inch waist. I tried to recreate that joy yesterday and nobody seemed to care. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for all you- even the ones who never seem to get the joke.
To all of you out there getting some last minute Thanksgiving shopping done- please let this ingredient dance guide your way. Happy Thanksgiving.
If the picture from this Groupon Stand Up Comedy Class isn't enough to motivate you to never think about getting into comedy I'm not sure if anything will. #mondaymotivation #sheseemsfun #andhewasalllike