Key to a happy marriage? Make your kid film you being affectionate. (Volume needed.) . . . . . . . . . #marriage #datenight❤️ #happymarriage #teenagelife #marriageadvice #goofycouple #sweethusband #sexywife
I think God was protecting this flight. This is my view out the Augusta Regional Airport. When you can see the bright violet stripe in a ROY G. BIV 🌈 rainbow, that's the real deal.
Senior Night at Blythewood Football. Last time we get to watch Savannah dress up like an idiot at a football game at Blythewood!! But we still have basketball season!!! Seems like just yesterday Jack came over as the only boy to the 6-yo birthday princess party as Bat-Man!! (2nd photo.)
Senior Night at Blythewood Football. Last time we get to watch Savannah dress up like an idiot at a football game at Blythewood!! But we still have basketball season!!!
This guy was the Captain of the ACTUAL nuclear submarine that Hunt For Red October was based upon. Seriously. This is us in a bar in Costa Rico.
Very excited and honored to make it past round one of Trial By Laughter with these other great comics. #Mortys @mortyscomedy
This is getting posted yearly until it gets the likes it deserves. #NFL #NFLPINK #breastcancerawareness #breastcancer
90's day at BHS. Little #Superstar and #VanillaIce for your enjoyment.
Messages I got on Facebook yesterday during the #gamecocks game. Hahahhaa. Glad they didn't have social media when I kicked!! They've forgotten my misses for sure!!
Excited to come to Albany, Oregon!! Check out ticket info at my website at martysimpson.com @hope.church
Photographer said, act silly! Clearly we thought she said, act like you gotta pee!!
Very excited about my first #ComedyFestival !! I did the World Series back in 2014 so that technically counts. But this is cool!!
Last nights CCA Comics Fantasy Football Draft #CrazyWoman
My daughter makes me proud everyday. But some days more than others. #todayIsAGoodDay