To them he’s daddy, to most he’s Michael. To me he’s babycakes, angelbutt, peach, jooji, habibi, lover boo, lover bear, daddy bear and sometimes chicken. What cute/cringey, vomit inducing pet names do you use for your honey!?! Let’s all barf together! 🤮
Idris drew such a nice picture of a whale. 🤣
They both became hysterical because I refused to chase after a police officer who was going in the opposite direction and pulling someone over .... I know what you’re thinking... I’m an ASSHOLE 🤣 (also- if anyone is a car seat warrior and thinks Cyrus is being choked out- rest assured it’s just the angle. His buckle is placed perfectly at the nips! Lol)
Our holiday card. (Except I’m not actually sending any out) Let’s recap this magical f*cking year shall we? The boys are really great at beating the shit out of each other and driving us insane. We’re delirious. Our house stays messy for way longer than we’d like. I’ve stepped on an average of 700 legos. #ouch We’ve had one helluva an ant problem. (Where are they coming from!?! 🤮🤬😭)Michael shaved off a chunk of his face and I got psoriasis on my hand. Good times! Ok it wasn’t all bad- but those are the highlights. (Or maybe lowlights?)There were a ton of extraordinary memories this year too.💞Hope you guys have an awesome holiday season. Mamas- don’t stress yourselves out too much ok!
I used to be a trouble maker and the only community service I’ve ever done has been court ordered... (😬🙈) BUT i really want to change that. How do you guys give back!? Give me some ideas!
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Habibi 💙Met him exactly TEN YEARS ago today on a race car driving reality show and the rest is history! What a wild decade it has been. Happy “meetiversary” Babycakes.