The face I make when my Zombies take over and start posting things online... It's out of my hands then. They're on their own. Hey did yu tew dems we has da nu websiets? Yes, I told them. Wew tew dem agins... Nah, bruh, they can just check the previous post. Hey, puck dat! Tew dems awe da times! Hey, Zomboy... Wes? Watch your diseased mouth. Hay, I wesent dat! IDC, bro, you need to have some resepct, man. Noooooo. I need bwains. Yes, you do. Nooooo. I nead YO bwains! Nah, dude we been through this 100 times. You cannot has my brains. Wes, I tan. No you can't. Wes! I TAN! TUM EAR. IMA HAS A BIETS! NO, YOU NOT! CHUTUP, EDIE! I EET HIS BWAINS IFS I WANTS. HEY! Don't I have a say in this? They're my brains. No, dey not! Yeh, wut he taid! You guys, YES... THEY ARE. NO DEY NOT! Hay, Zomboy... Wets dit him togedder! Yeah, Edie! WETS DO IT! NO. YES! NO. YES! NOOOOO. YAAAAAAAS! Guys... Let me go or I won't be drawing anymore Bwains for you ever again... So? We wants yors! Tum ear, Tantz! Dis whon't hort a bit. 🍎 Hey, Tantz... You wona biet? Tantz? TANTZ?! TAAANNNTTTTTTTZZZZ! OH NO, EDIE, WE DID IT ADIN! No, no, no, no... He otay! Wook! *Picks up Chance's face and starts using it as a puppet* No, you duys... Im dus fyn. Da dombies dident eets my bwains. Tee? *Hahem* See? He dus pine. Now you wun awong to da webtites tuz we dot moar torries foar yu to weid! Wyte, Tantz? *picks up Chance's head again* WYTE! DotBwains.fun
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I'm am a salmon swimming against the current, fighting for what I want.
This Thursday's silly little fridge magnet drawing by me