Red sunglasses achievement unlocked.
Of all the texts I've ever been sent, these are my favorites.
I look like an extra from Less Than Zero. #whiteparty #scotch #dutchangle
Sailing the seas of success.
Tomorrow's Halloween costume. To make up for the fact it's how I usually dress, I'll act douchier.
Return to Gotham at Skybar. Won two drinks within a minute of walking in!
Life is what happens in between standing on top of tall buildings.
WWE Hell in a Cell. As you can tell by the view, every expense was spared.