Event: Saturday Mood: horizontal Location: sofa or pool Inflatables: flamingo, unicorn or lollipop Time: midday to sunset Drink: rosé on ice = frosé Music: anything Struggle: real
Do you know the Truth About Alcohol? It’s on Netflix now. Basically, it means you like to pose in front of nothing in particular à La Croisette. Yes. It was the rosé. It was a struggle, I promise. #struggle
“Where the fuck is my yacht?” is the statement tee sold at reception here. Here’s Norman wondering where his friends are while he watches a helicopter land on a yacht. Can’t believe they left him behind. Pour soul. . . . . . . #cannes #france #cotedazur #anjuna #blue #mediterranean #orlebarbrown #persol #norman
Struggling through this day like... #whyme #icanttakeit #ijustwantanormallife
Slumming it here for a few days. Pool not heated, no cushions on the sun lounger, weird black thing in the pool, olive tree is a bit dry. UGH. #whyme #icanttakeit #ijustwantanormallife
Bathroom selfie. #nofilter But then I had an accident with my clippers. As you do. Wish me a happy 39th birthday please (yesterday).
Hands up if you’ve been boarded and then delayed. Seated and belted on the tarmac. BA special. 🙋🏻♂️#britishairways #captive #delay #itscominghome #iamnot
Taking pictures of strange men’s t shirts again (with permission). Could this be a contender for best t shirt ever? I want 😍 one! Which colour is your favourite?!
Day out in Hyde Park. (He gave permission)