Michael patiently waiting to use the loo
Do things because you want to, not because you have too.
We are proud to announce that we will be officially partnering with @mastercard on a new and dynamic investment plan. Investing with us has never been so secure or lucrative. Put your money in safe hands today.
We would like to introduce Gretchen to the pro team ! Croc lobsters new land board expert, she can land board up to 100 km per day ! Now that’s impressive. Stoked to have you Gretch. 🏄♂️
After becoming Croc Lobsters leading investor, Rick gained the confidence needed to start scootering. He has now mastered tail whips and also zig zagging through approximately 20 cones. Good on ya Rick!
Hard day in the office working out, lubing up and working on our new website.
Croc lobster proudly supports marriage equality.
Congrats to everyone who won the naked pic submission competition. All your checks are in the mail. Stay tuned for full results and behind the scenes video coming soon.
We had lots of fun at our information night back in 2012 !
2 years ago an elite team of Croc Lobster employees got together and created something that would change the world for ever. This is it the lobster glider, it’s sad to know there is a rat in our company and the idea has been stolen. We will find out who is responsible for this. You know who you are we will see you in court !
We all have a Kevin in our lives.
This is a very far fetched call mate. Check your facts @realdonaldtrump
Who's coming to information night ? Pig boy is, his live healings are a do not miss.
We are stoked to announce that Fake Freddy has signed up. Fake Freddy x Croc Lobster sunnies coming soon. 🌈
Jake invested a $3000 Keno win into Croc Lobster. Over the next year he is set to receive an information pack and free tickets to see the Jerry Seinfeld live show in Sydney. WOW
When @nerdburgercazz made the decision to switch to Croc Lobster, her annual gross tripled in revenue within just 2 weeks. You just can’t argue with results.
Anti cult member red turns pro. Thank god he isn’t involved with cults or pyramid schemes in any way @santacruzoz @santacruzskateboards
The only way to the door to the physical kingdom level above human is to eat the Mucho Burrito in under a minute, then you will know the answers. Don’t waste your last opportunity to board the space vessel to freedom. Meeting tomorrow at 6pm @beachburritoco Coolangatta.
Rodrigo came to Croc Lobster HQ preaching Jehovah, 10 minutes later and he has completely converted to praise the good lord Croc Lobster. He is now Pro on our door knocking team, if he comes to your door invite him in he has information packs and lots of knowledge to spread.
Declan heard about Croc Lobster years ago... so he invested. Look at him now!
Forget 2017, the future is now. 2018 is going to be a big one. With the stocks skyrocketing why not jump aboard the croc lobster train and jack it up with @jackblack behind the wheel. Without Jack none of this is possible. He has invested millions, thanks for everything mate. Hope the family is well!
Your money can work for you, why go to work when your money can go for you? The answer is as simple as a cherry on a pie. The dividends will be the pudding inside said pie.
Get it while it's hot ☀️🍻🍹
Free sticker packs for investors. Invest today. www.investandmakemillions.com
It's official @torchemm is the new blade pro for Croc Lobster, welcome to the big league, the profits have already been astronomical.
@stupid_._idiot from his action packed blading part 'Shut your mouth & listen'.
Don't fight the fire inside your heart. The heart is always right, follow your heart. There is a 75% chance your heart will lead you to Croc Lobster.
Order an information pack today to find out the truth.
It's Halloween tomorrow, it's time to be your self, be a man, be the ultimate man. Change your life for the best possible out come. Send us your name, address, credit card details ect and get your information pack Today ! @anthonymapstone can be your hero.